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PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:24 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:26 pm 
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Fine, here's the rules.

1. The clit is sensitive. Do it wrong and it feels like a blowjob. With teeth. Inform yourself on how to properly stimulate it before you disappoint, like 90% of guys out there.
2. Putting her on fours will turn her on mentally, not so much physically. That's not a bad thing, just keep it in mind.
3. Slap her ass.
4. Missionary sex is like alcohol free beer. A joke. A very bad joke.
5. Spoon and jockey (or downward dog, whatever the fuck it's called) are great to stimulate her gspot. You want that.
6. Switch positions when you're about to blow. Don't ask, just do.
7. Wrap you hand around the side of her neck. That way you won't cut off her air.
8. Have exactly 1.5 beers prior to sex. No more, no less.
Yo, so you put her on fours, fuck her a bit then smash her face down? so that way she is in downward dog since her ass will be put up and you get the angle...I guess. And is missionary bad? In 99% of movies guys do missionary.

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Fine, here's the rules.

1. The clit is sensitive. Do it wrong and it feels like a blowjob. With teeth. Inform yourself on how to properly stimulate it before you disappoint, like 90% of guys out there.
2. Putting her on fours will turn her on mentally, not so much physically. That's not a bad thing, just keep it in mind.
3. Slap her ass.
4. Missionary sex is like alcohol free beer. A joke. A very bad joke.
5. Spoon and jockey (or downward dog, whatever the fuck it's called) are great to stimulate her gspot. You want that.
6. Switch positions when you're about to blow. Don't ask, just do.
7. Wrap you hand around the side of her neck. That way you won't cut off her air.
8. Have exactly 1.5 beers prior to sex. No more, no less.
The highlighted parts are pure Gold and wish someone would have said that to me. OP just be dominant and don't treat her like she's fragile.

Don't have much experience myself (only 2 girls and one was a DISASTER) but what i know from reading + feedback.

When you finger her don't use your fingers as a dildo. Go in and try and hit her upper walls (towards her stomach) with your finger tips the G-Spot is located there. (think come here movement)

Like R.C said you want to be hitting the G- spot. google where it's located if you don't know. Positions that it hit good are her on top, prone bone with a pillow and anything else with your cock hitting the walls towards her stomach.

Fuck me I feel like such a hypocrite giving sex advice because of my lack of experience goto step my game up :lol:
Wait, thats a bit confusing, is the g spot on the upper part or down part? Everyone says its on the upper wall so I guess its that


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Fine, here's the rules.

1. The clit is sensitive. Do it wrong and it feels like a blowjob. With teeth. Inform yourself on how to properly stimulate it before you disappoint, like 90% of guys out there.
2. Putting her on fours will turn her on mentally, not so much physically. That's not a bad thing, just keep it in mind.
3. Slap her ass.
4. Missionary sex is like alcohol free beer. A joke. A very bad joke.
5. Spoon and jockey (or downward dog, whatever the fuck it's called) are great to stimulate her gspot. You want that.
6. Switch positions when you're about to blow. Don't ask, just do.
7. Wrap you hand around the side of her neck. That way you won't cut off her air.
8. Have exactly 1.5 beers prior to sex. No more, no less.
The highlighted parts are pure Gold and wish someone would have said that to me. OP just be dominant and don't treat her like she's fragile.

Don't have much experience myself (only 2 girls and one was a DISASTER) but what i know from reading + feedback.

When you finger her don't use your fingers as a dildo. Go in and try and hit her upper walls (towards her stomach) with your finger tips the G-Spot is located there. (think come here movement)

Like R.C said you want to be hitting the G- spot. google where it's located if you don't know. Positions that it hit good are her on top, prone bone with a pillow and anything else with your cock hitting the walls towards her stomach.

Fuck me I feel like such a hypocrite giving sex advice because of my lack of experience goto step my game up :lol:
Wait, thats a bit confusing, is the g spot on the upper part or down part? Everyone says its on the upper wall so I guess its that
what is confusing? And its the upper wall.


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Just listen to R.C.'s advice...except for the beers. You don't need that ;). Unless you really need something to take the edge off

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Yo, so you put her on fours, fuck her a bit then smash her face down? so that way she is in downward dog since her ass will be put up and you get the angle...I guess. And is missionary bad? In 99% of movies guys do missionary.
You got it wrong.
I'm talking about her laying flat on her stomach while you're on top. Place a pillow underneath to elevate her ass.

In the movies guys get women by pouring their hearts out to them. So yes missionary is bad.

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My friend told me he was 100% sure it was a catfish and after a while he convinced me of that so I just unmatched.
Long story short he fucked my girl and I unmatched cause He told me it was catfish. Fucking hell man, atleast next time I know what to do


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Lmao- I think you need to deal with your circle of friends first. That's pretty shady

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How do yez rate this position, your doing doggie, then after a bit you bring her legs in and have yours outside hers, then flattten her, shes on belly and your humping from the rear--without the ass support pillow,




so if doing doggie, the higher her ass is in the air and the more her face is shoved in the pillow the better the angle to get the front wall and g spot ?


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My friend told me he was 100% sure it was a catfish and after a while he convinced me of that so I just unmatched.
Long story short he fucked my girl and I unmatched cause He told me it was catfish. Fucking hell man, atleast next time I know what to do
What the fuck?

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