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PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 2:10 pm 
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I got an easy fuck on tinder, so how do I fuck her brains out? I'm a virgin so just give me some basic pointers like, throw her around, suck her clit (find her clit first), and shit...


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Not sure you can pull all that off in 15 seconds.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 2:20 pm 
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Not sure you can pull all that off in 15 seconds.
5 sec = 1 clitoral orgasm
5 sec = 1 more
5 sec = i beat myself off
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 2:25 pm 
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More like 14 sec trying to find the right hole and then 1 sec of being inside it.

Hahah, just kidding. Well, not really. Anyway, there's no real crash course on how to sex. Try "She comes first". Free ebook. It should at least give you a clue.
Also learn what a gspot is and how to hit it.

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More like 14 sec trying to find the right hole and then 1 sec of being inside it.

Hahah, just kidding. Well, not really. Anyway, there's no real crash course on how to sex. Try "She comes first". Free ebook. It should at least give you a clue.
Also learn what a gspot is and how to hit it.
Lol, considering I've been through something similiar it's ok. But like, just some tips you could give me? Like suck on clit, put her on fours, ram for a while, don't cum, turn her over, finger while she sucks, fuck missionary...


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 2:40 pm 
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Heywoods guide.

Manipulative these ( o)Y(o )

Tab A [ 8===D ]

Slot B [ {i} ]

8===D --> --> {i}

8===D --> {i}

8===D{i}

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Heywoods guide.

Manipulative these ( o)Y(o )

Tab A [ 8===D ]

Slot B [ {i} ]

8===D --> --> {i}

8===D --> {i}

8===D{i}
Very usefull, I'll remember that :idea:


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Fine, here's the rules.

1. The clit is sensitive. Do it wrong and it feels like a blowjob. With teeth. Inform yourself on how to properly stimulate it before you disappoint, like 90% of guys out there.
2. Putting her on fours will turn her on mentally, not so much physically. That's not a bad thing, just keep it in mind.
3. Slap her ass.
4. Missionary sex is like alcohol free beer. A joke. A very bad joke.
5. Spoon and jockey (or downward dog, whatever the fuck it's called) are great to stimulate her gspot. You want that.
6. Switch positions when you're about to blow. Don't ask, just do.
7. Wrap you hand around the side of her neck. That way you won't cut off her air.
8. Have exactly 1.5 beers prior to sex. No more, no less.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 4:17 pm 
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Fine, here's the rules.

1. The clit is sensitive. Do it wrong and it feels like a blowjob. With teeth. Inform yourself on how to properly stimulate it before you disappoint, like 90% of guys out there.
2. Putting her on fours will turn her on mentally, not so much physically. That's not a bad thing, just keep it in mind.
3. Slap her ass.
4. Missionary sex is like alcohol free beer. A joke. A very bad joke.
5. Spoon and jockey (or downward dog, whatever the fuck it's called) are great to stimulate her gspot. You want that.
6. Switch positions when you're about to blow. Don't ask, just do.
7. Wrap you hand around the side of her neck. That way you won't cut off her air.
8. Have exactly 1.5 beers prior to sex. No more, no less.
The highlighted parts are pure Gold and wish someone would have said that to me. OP just be dominant and don't treat her like she's fragile.

Don't have much experience myself (only 2 girls and one was a DISASTER) but what i know from reading + feedback.

When you finger her don't use your fingers as a dildo. Go in and try and hit her upper walls (towards her stomach) with your finger tips the G-Spot is located there. (think come here movement)

Like R.C said you want to be hitting the G- spot. google where it's located if you don't know. Positions that it hit good are her on top, prone bone with a pillow and anything else with your cock hitting the walls towards her stomach.

Fuck me I feel like such a hypocrite giving sex advice because of my lack of experience goto step my game up :lol:


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What would Bolsonaro do?


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 5:17 pm 
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Prepare a music playlist of 20 songs where the average duration of each song is +3 minutes. Play the playlist in the background. You makeout for 6-7 songs. Take your time. Kiss. Lick her earlobes. Suck her nipples. Mash her breast. Rub her pussy.

When your 6-7 songs are done, go down on her pussy and run your tongue on her pussy lips. Depending on your foreplay or the girl's genetics, her clit might still be hidden from view. Take your time licking and sucking her pussy lips. Some 2-3 songs later, her clit will have appeared and grown bigger (again depending on your foreplay and her genetics). Once the clit appears, focus on sucking and licking it for 2-3 songs or until her entire body quivers. I said quiver; not shake. Learn to distinguish between a genuine orgasm versus a fake one during the initial stages.

When that happens, she will try to push your head away. Force your head through and keep on sucking her clit. This time, you insert your finger(s) and stimulate her g-spot as you suck on her clit simultaneously. You're doing it right when she presses your head to her pussy some more. So from pushing your head away a few moments ago, the girl is now forcing your head for more pressure on her pussy. Keep on doing this for 3-5 songs.

When you have done all of those, put penis in the vagina. You can't get it perfect the first time but by making sure she cums first at least 3-5 times via pussy eating, the odds that she will have multiple vaginal orgasms through your penis shoots dramatically higher.

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Prepare a music playlist of 20 songs where the average duration of each song is +3 minutes. Play the playlist in the background. You makeout for 6-7 songs. Take your time. Kiss. Lick her earlobes. Suck her nipples. Mash her breast. Rub her pussy.

When your 6-7 songs are done, go down on her pussy and run your tongue on her pussy lips. Depending on your foreplay or the girl's genetics, her clit might still be hidden from view. Take your time licking and sucking her pussy lips. Some 2-3 songs later, her clit will have appeared and grown bigger (again depending on your foreplay and her genetics). Once the clit appears, focus on sucking and licking it for 2-3 songs or until her entire body quivers. I said quiver; not shake. Learn to distinguish between a genuine orgasm versus a fake one during the initial stages.

When that happens, she will try to push your head away. Force your head through and keep on sucking her clit. This time, you insert your finger(s) and stimulate her g-spot as you suck on her clit. You're doing it right when she presses your head to her pussy some more. So from pushing your head a few moments ago, the girl is now forcing your head for more pressure on her pussy. Keep on doing this for 3-5 songs.

When you have done all of those, put penis in the vagina. You can't get it perfect the first time but by making sure she cums first at least 3-5 times via pussy eating, the odds that she will have multiple vaginal orgasms through your penis shoots dramatically higher.
You make it sound so much like microwaving food. PING.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 5:26 pm 
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The average dude busts his load in two minutes or less. By making the op objectively measure the time, he gets away from mediocrity.

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You make it sound so much like microwaving food. PING.
Hue.

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You guys are ON today lmao

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