I just met this woman on Tinder. This is our conversation tonight:

Me: Hey, so I've got some bad news
Her: Oh no. What
Me: I've just finalized our divorce papers
Her: But why :O
Me: It's not you, it's me (sort of)
Her: I can be better
Me: are you sure? there can be no more raping me. I need to want it too
Her: Stop taunting me with that booty then. That's all I'm saying

how can I turn this into a hookup? Help me out here guys

You have broken the ice with her which is good. Time to normalise the interaction though, staying too long is the role plays can fuck it up...

Ask her: ' So, how are the boys around here treating you?'

This topic will open plenty of threads to jump on. You need to get her know her a little and get more investment, she is quite brief on the replies

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**qualifies himself for your approval** I have had 3 fucks from Tinder in the last 10 days, and honestly...

Do as said above. Then when you've built a little "connection" say something like "What's your number? Hate messaging on here" if she gives it, 1 to 4 texts and then invite her to a cool place that you're going to. Don't ask her on a date. Well, you essentially are asking her out on a date, just in better words. If you say "Wanna go watch a movie some time?" You're basically telling her "I'm not used to getting girls, so I'm giving you an invitation to agree to something that will never happen" ...instead, say something like "Do you like to have fun? Cause I've got this cool place that I want to check out. You can come with me if you want. What nights are you free?" keep it kinda mysterious, but just take her somewhere like a bowling alley (if your bowling alley is actually half decent and has like a little arcade, bar etc... mine's kinda like the one in the JB - Baby video, lol.)

The reason I say that, is because it enables you to do multiple things... bowling, pool/billiards whatever, food, maybe a LITTLE alcohol - it makes her experience multiple things in one night, making her feel like you've been on numerous dates and she knows you quite well. Women will typically fuck a guy around the 3rd date mark, but this will give you a bit of a head start...

Other than that, just lead really... lean back in your chair so she's the one leading towards you, just be confident.

Then, of course, take her home and give her a romantic vaginal thrashing.

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Even I can't even do that (in my local city) and yet I am the one that is giving advice...

*Envy*

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On the other side, it's only my online game that's any good SPAM.

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so you're a savage beast for all this info! do you feel a good bowling alley to be a go-to?

Well a bowling alley is my default first date. But anything unique will do, preferably with multiple things to do...

As long as it's not:

-Dinner
-Movies
-Seeing a band (or anything with loud music, making it hard to talk)
-Coffee

You basically want something fun, in the evening. As Corey Wayne would say "A date should be a fun filled romantic opportunity for sex to happen" (think about it, you're not gonna fuck a girl on her lunch break if you get a friendly coffee..)

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My dude dropping knowledge bombs. Appreciate the wisdom, and noted!

OP dude, will I have to hold your dick and stick it into her myself?

Stop being lazy. You can't just open and then expect us to laser guide you between her legs. Put in the effort, take your shot and ask for advice when you have a situation that actually implies a dilemma.

This is like posting "help me get rich" when you have made 0 efforts in planning a business model yourself.

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Bowling alleys are great for kino; closeness; teasing; follow that up with a drink at the lounge with the two of you side by side. So she gets to experience an upbeat SPAM and a low-key one in the same night.

This ^

My bowling alley has pool tables, which are AMAZING for teasing and kino... but not the typical, obvious "let me help you" kino that guys do at pool tables/in the gym...

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But wouldn't a pool table prevent the bowling ball from hitting the skittles?

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Not if you bounce the ball really hard and make it fly over the table. Trick shots.

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