(I think) I need a "toolbox" of things to say to become interesting.

examples:
If she says "my friend said...."
I say "you have friends??"

If she says "based on my looks, where do you think I am from?"
I say "you look African American" even though she looks Chinese. or I say "You look Korean" even though she is a blonde American.

I am looking for like a "glossary" or toolbox of things that are most frequently said in a conversation, and how to respond to them to appear different from all the boring guys.

You do need to be interesting, to have a good conversation with a girl. Find out what the girl is passionate about and talk about that. Actually be interested in what she tells you, and convey that through your comments and questions. People are the most interested in themselves, talk to them about themselves and they go on for hours.

Are you a robot?

The more experience you have talking to people... the more one liners you'll get in your arsenal. Don't try and remember shit. Just let things come naturally to you.

You can know all the technique in the world about swimming... but you're gonna struggle a little bit the first time you jump in the water.

I go out with guys all the time who say all kinds of stupid shit. Just pay attention to the way you make other people feel when you talk. If you notice people getting turned off by what you're saying.. shut the fuck up or change the subject.

There's no such thing as a "good line", only good delivery. And great delivery happens when what you say is congruent with who you are and how you're feeling at the present moment.

Basically, if you're a shy dude don't go around acting all cheeky. It won't work out for you. Women are more perceptive than men, they'll see right through it. "Instinct" is what they call it.

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Yeah, and by the way what u mean is easy.
Lemme just quickly have a convo with myself and do this..

*u just told an amazing short event*, her eyebrows go up and she says " Really?! :O "
"No."
Lol..

*she tells something cocky about herself.
"wow, I'm impressed.
ey everyone, let's all give
*name* a round of applause


She tells u something random
'It sounds like english, but I can't understand a word
you're saying.'

Have a nice day
'don't tell me what to do.. xD

I ever told you how helpfull you are?
confused 'no'
...there is a reason for that lol

She searching someting
'If you were any slower you would be going backwards
in time'

When she makes a joke:
“you’re really funny sometimes… )pause( … not right now, but sometimes

When she says anything weird:
“have you been experimenting with your dosage?”

If she bumps into something, . a table:
“come on now, be smarter than the table.”

keep on interrupting a girl then when she trys to
carry on talking I say "zmg stop talking when
Im trying to interrupt ^^

Errrrrrbody in the club gttn tiptsy