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PostPosted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 7:43 am 
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Answer: Boyfriend? Who needs them

(not sure if this is one but) - Shit test: Are you serious?

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 5:03 pm 
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A: do they pay you here to be rude or do you just try to put people down to make yourself feel better?

ST: my boyfriend....
This isn't how you handle a shit test. You took her words to heart and react to it defensively and bitter. How does that set you different from all the angry desperate AFCs out there?
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ST: my boyfriend....
A: Oh he can watch, I don't mind.

ST: You seem cocky. Do you ever doubt yourself?

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 5:16 pm 
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A: i'm right until the opposite has been proven
( don't know anything better )

ST: my boyfriend is way bigger and stronger than you

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 7:31 pm 
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A: i'm right until the opposite has been proven
( don't know anything better )

ST: my boyfriend is way bigger and stronger than you
"Maybe so but unlike me he requires 2 double A batteries"


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 7:33 pm 
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[quote="Silvaman"]Why the hell are you so short? You're weird/creepy.

Answer: I'm actually the shortest serial killer to date. But shhh dont tell anyone.


shit test: You think your funny, but your not.[/quote]

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hb9 at the end of the night after we kissed says shes about to leave and ask

Q: tell me something to make me want to say
Seems like an indicator of consent to me brother.

A: Take off your clothes. Nooow.

ST: It's not yet the right time for me to give what you want. (LMR) :twisted:

"Its a shame you take issue with me wearing your clothes..."


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 7:35 pm 
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new shit test:

Me: What do you do for adventure?
HB: Have sex
Me: Respect. Wats your craziest sex story/fantasy?
HB: This guy fucked me so bad I was crying
Me: Not bad... Can u cook?
HB: Yes .do you want to fuck me

** I didn't know what to say here right away**
Me: Whoa there tiger. I still want to get to know you first. Im not that easy.


How would some of you guys replied? What do you think of my reply?

"Yes."


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 8:46 pm 
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shit test: Do you want to have sex?

answer: maybe, whats in it for me?

new shit test: i bet you talk to all girls like this.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 9:15 pm 
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A: Of course, your the 132th one I talked to this way in the past hour..

ST: You're really stupid, aren't you?

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answer: (energetically) I am! How did you know!?

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 9:20 pm 
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I wanted to say that this thread is great practice. We should do this for other scenarios to.

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ST: Youre not funnny

A#2: Okay and you were crowned Queen of all things funny by whom?

I know i won't get a second chance in the field to resspond to a ST.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:09 pm 
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ST: Youre not funnny

A#2: Okay and you were crowned Queen of all things funny by whom?

I know i won't get a second chance in the field to resspond to a ST.
Nope, I'm Tr@veler. And you are?

ST: How many girlfriends do you actually have?


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:46 pm 
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A: Let's just say, I have a harem to service.. You'd be happy to be one of them..

ST: Sometimes you can be such an asshole. My ex knew how to treat a lady.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:42 pm 
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A: Let's just say, I have a harem to service.. You'd be happy to be one of them..

ST: Sometimes you can be such an asshole. My ex knew how to treat a lady.
A: I'll treat you like a lady once you start acting like a lady ;) or Who said you're a lady?

ST: You look really inexperienced.


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