So I've been gaming this HB9 for a week or two, mostly just me occasionally texted her and use my odd sense of humor to fluff talk. She gave lot of IOIs over the texts. I invited her to hang out once but she was busy that week and didn't suggest a reschedule so I let it slide. Yesterday, after reading a bunch of funny autocorrected txt message online. I thought I would try something new just for fun. So I texted her the following:
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Me: Wanna bang tonight?
HB9: Wow ummmm NO.
I pretend like I didn't know about the "bang" part and it was autocorrected, it should be "hang"
Me: Why?
HB9: I don't know you well enough and I'm not a slut....
I told her it was an autocorrect, she called it bullshit and I ignored it like a shit test. We went out with our conversation about her new job, made couple sexual innuendos then she stopped responding. I didn't push it and just let it go.
Today, she texted me at noon.
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HB9: Hey what's up?
Me: Did you change your mind and want to be my sexy maid now?
HB9: Lol not sure yet. whats up.
Me: Putting my resume together, I'm gonna apply for couple bars for bartender.
She replied after 10 hours
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3 hours later, at 2 AM.
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HB9: Are u awkae
Me: Having an epic fight with my insomnia.
HB9: Then fuggin come ova (I was seriously lmao when I saw this)
Me: You want me to come over and fuck your brain out?
HB9: Ill yelp it.
HB9: You scare me
Me: ????
HB9: Hahhaha I'm drunk and u say crazy shit.
Me: Well you should have asked me to come over earlier. I have work in the morning
HB9: lol alright my bad.
Me: No problem. Just bad timing. But thanks for putting the image of you lying all sexy on the bed in my head.
HB9: You are wild. Hahhaa shit.
Me: Send me a pic
HB9: *A pic of her DD with bra on*
Me: Sexy... I love them. I bet your nipples would be super hard if I lick them now.
HB9: True.
Me: Pull the bra down. Let me see how nice they are.
(I knew I was pushing it with this one, but hey never hurt to escalate)
HB9: Na
Me: I'll do that next time in person
Well I'm gonna try to get some sleep. Gnite HB9
HB9: Sweet dreams
I think I handled it pretty well and the autocorrect opener I used did work great for putting the idea in her head. I actually don't have to work in the morning, but she lives 40 min away and I didn't wanna come running to her like an AFC. But I'm still kicking myself in the ass for turning down such an opportunity.
What would you guys have done differently?