I am most interested in getting one night stands and as fast as possible. How do you guys go about it?
Last time I got one was maybe a month ago. I went out to the bar alone, since none of my friends was in mood or had obligations, it was Saturday night and I am not staying home. So I was just walking thru the bar and glancing around till I saw this hb7 checking me out. She looked me right in the eyes. I immediately turned around and went towards her. All in slow, controlled, confident manner. She was on a step above me (but still not taller) and she leans over because she knew I was going to say something.
Me: Why are you staring at me like that? You know, you can look at me, that's ok, but don't stare at me... Nobody likes to be stared at...
I don't remember what the fuck she said after it was a month ago or more, but she was justifying herself to me, while simultaneously constantly shit testing me to see If I were congruent with what I was saying.
I was standing there for 5 minutes talking with her, Dunno what got into me when I play the hard to get role I get talkative cause it's easy to just spout shit after shit.
"Yes, you were starring at me, and look, you're doing it now. Oh come on, you're going to make me uncomfortable, and we just started to get along."
She tried with harder shit test and I just held my game, because if you roll with something you roll with it till the end. I refused to turn my body to face her until she let go of first, and made a movement. An IOI, if you would say it. That lasted 5 minutes, the she introduced herself. Girl was one year older than me, studying law, knew a friend of mine who also studies law.
She shit tested me hard there on the friend, saying he's very boring and uninteresting. He's heavily into politics and with his talk he might not interest some people but he's my buddy, I hang out with him, therefore he's not boring and shouldn't accept someone saying that he's boring. Otherwise a cool guy and a great imitator. I didn't attack the girl because she was degrading my buddy, I just overly complimented the guy saying he's smart and funny and acted like it's her problem that she finds him boring. She complained that he held long speeches on college etc. I teased her for being a lazy student.
This isn't important story how much it's important to not eat her shit in hope you will please her more that way and therefore get closer to her pussy. And it does complete opposite. If I said: "Well, you're kinda right, sometimes he's not the most interesting person", or anything more like that I'd fucking bury myself in her eyes.
I kept talking to her there being more close to her now and I took her to a seat that was just behind us. I talked there with her, kino escalating. First the hair, then some arm touching, then I backed off telling her teasing her more, she made some remarks about me getting closer to her and then I upped the game telling her that I am definitely not easy and that I do not give on first day with overly serious face. She laughed like shit on that one and I just kept a dead straight face and told her: "You may laugh but I am serious. You don't even have to try."
After some more talking I ask her does she want to kiss me. I like making tensions like these on girls. She stutters something which was not a defined answer and I tell her there's only one way to find out and go for the kiss. No resistance and it turns out heavy make out for like 15 minutes, where with time I gradually start moving my hands over her body, slowly improving to her breasts than some slight gentle pussy touching.
I go and ask for a walk. And my walks usually end up in my car. She refuses. I talk to her more, we get to know each other better, she says some shit she's leaving tomorrow, cause she was from outside. And then another 10-15 minutes of making out happens.
Then I try again, this time with more style. I'd really like to go on a walk with you and get to know you better since you're leaving tomorrow and you will be sorry after

. She complies than asks her friends. I ask her friend If I can borrow her, she complies. Then they do some safety shit between them.
Walk didn't last more than 5 minutes until we get to my car. She was making some remarks before when I tried to take her out for a walk on how she is not sure if am not going to kidnap her or some shit. She got to my car and the backseat windows are darkened, and she immediately starts busting my balls for having a molester car. Then I start teasing her about how she's gonna get kidnaped but that it's going to be the best experience she ever had, till I sell her organs. She makes some resistance upon entering the car and I give her my car key, teasing that now she might choke me out and drive me away.
after 15 minutes of foreplay people are walking by the car and I am banging her there.
Then I return her to her friends and I call 3 days after she picks up and I try to arrange some meeting with her (she lives about 200 km away from me) but she makes bunch of where she is going to be and what she has to do and that she will have no time, and that I have to wait untill october, etc. some bullshit. Then I tell her to call me when she's ready and Since than I haven't heard of her.
In the meantime my fucking mobile phone got damaged and I lost all my contacts, but my number remains the same, So I can't try that epic "I've had crush on you for years" genious lines I haven't seen anywhere else.
"Yeah, but every minute with you was like a year". This is so hilarious It'd make me shit my own pants while telling this.
This one night stand took me about 3 hours. I want something more faster. I want to be picking few girls a night, and I think I am certainly capable of doing that, I just have to get practiced.
Also this was an indirect opener which I rarely use when I go for one night stands. I usually use shit like "I want you" and stuff like that. It rarely works, and when it works, most of the time it gets me as far as to making out with women. Rarely do I get fucked the same night by direct opening. I must be doing something wrong.
SHARE YOUR EXPERIENCES! What are your approaches? How do you lead your conversations? What kind of body language do you project? Are you more aggressive? Need information!
P.S. There was a moment When I almost fucked up the night. At some point when I was seated with her she refused to comply with something and I turned to face away from her. She then said ok, if you gonna act like that I am gonna leave. I just ignored that, I dunno what the fuck was to me at that moment, that was certainly not me and I knew second after how I should have acted. I should have called her bluff on that; "You won't leave cause you like me too much to leave". Then she Said "haha, you are so transparent". I ignored that since I fucked up on the prior test there is no point in arguing there more I would only make it more worse. Instead of that I just quickly changed the topic to get her mind of this, hoping I didn't fuck up. Well, fortunately, I managed to recover
