Chief's song brought tears to my eyes I laughed so hard, haha! I <3 the South Park song too...
Ahem! Back to the discussion though, I'm totally down with the Pirate Chest theory, just as long as there's no hair chest blowing in the breeze...unless you're treasure is some uber fantastic chest hair that really sets girls off, hehe. I tend to display something during the initial contact that makes them really interested and then I hold back a bunch of other stuff and bring it out at various points and this keeps getting her more and more hooked as she gets deeper. It's more like Buried Pirate Treasure Map Theory (BPTMT) if you're really into fancy names and acronyms as you know I am!
Initial contact with her, be it the bar or in class, when you pick up your daily coffee from her in the morning, or wherever you meet her, you be all "Yo, check out this awesome pirate map I have!" which is basically what you're doing when you show her that you've got some interesting things about you; now she's interested and wants to see what else there is to you. So she keeps looking and the more she follows where the clues look, the more that she finds and she keeps following the map because she's hooked and wants to find that buried treasure. Maybe eventually you're gonna run out of awesome things and she gets to the end and finds out that the treasure is that you're just such an awesome interesting person and she's developed a relationship with you. Or maybe you just give her a good time up until you decide to end it. Whatever the case, you've had good times, even if you just kept her as a casual relationship or a fuck buddy.
Awesome stuff 870, I love your posts. Btw, welcome to the mod team buddy!