I chuckled at most of the negs...

But I have to say, physical negs don't fly on the first approach, maybe on second dates you can push her around and shit, but I wouldn't, don't work at all, I've seen doods try that shit, and they almost get beat down by the security and shit...

LOL...

Here's a nice neg...

YOU: HEY, DID YOU JUST BURP?
HB: WTF?
YOU: I SWEAR, I WAS WALKING BY, AND YOU MADE THIS FUNNY LOOKING FACE LIKE YOU LET OUT...
HB:LOL WTF, NO!!!!!!!!


That shit works all the time, just make sure they have a drink in their hand...

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If its a two set, you can turn to her friend and say

How long have you been going out with this rebel? my god you can dress some people up but you cant take them anywhere!


than go into a routine!
I like it man, well done! gonna have to field test it sometime soon!

- Impact

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hey cool

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"Newbie on a mission!"

When you refer to them as being skinny it gets them almost everytime.

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The Drug

Or, try this on a skinny girl:

Inside every skinny chick is a fat broad ready and waiting to claw her way out.

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Oh that is priceless.. I love it.

My buddy told me this one i think it's pretty funny. He was talking to a female bartender one time and they didn't really have anything in common, so he came up with this funny line.

Him: You know I'm not the most attractive person in the world.

Bartender: Yeah, you really aren't all that attractive.

Him: See, we got something in common then.

After that the bartender was feeding him some of her salad and soup and he got a couple of free drinks off her.

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You have one life so live it.

Would this be a neg?

If a had money, id spend it on someone else!

or is that more insulting?

Why would you spend A's money? What a jerk.
BlueRed, you're just a jerk.

Sometimes calling girls jerks just works just as well. Especially if they're those types that respond well to childish humour. (Im not calling BlueRed a girl - just to clarify stuff)

lol Id probably just say.. why the FUCK would i buy YOU anything?? What have YOU done for me? How many guys have you taken advantage of with your evil girl schemes?? (usually HBs are fully aware that they are taking advantage of some other poor bastards - by showing that you know that SHE has a tendency to take advantage of guys, helps to prevent her from trying to make an idiot out of you)

HB: So where are you from?
PUA: what? why do you need to know that? are you going to judge me based upon my location of birth? you're a jerk.

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Whoa whoa whoa

heres one i used today

thegirl: (telling a long story pretty rapidly) ..so she was reversing her car and looking back and swearing! She kept looking --

PUA: (pretending to digest the story) ok, ok, ...so...so when you talk.. when are you NOT on fast forward??

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I think thats a neg especially if she asks you if you want to buy her a drink

another one same situation
hb: you want to buy me a drink

pua: *look at her for 2 seconds give give the kinda look you give when your disinterested* trust me you need to buy me a drink my vision is still good

c/f

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I believe it applies to how you come across. The whole point of a neg is to not give the hot chicks the assumption that they run everything, that you could afford to lose her, etc.

How do you say it? What's their instinct reaction?

You: You have a beautiful nose (more sexual: nice boobs/a nice ass), how much did u paid for it?

Alternative, if you think you can kiss her now: You have beautiful lips, how much did u paid for them (looking directly in her eyes, at her lips, in her eyes, at her lips...-> creates tension)

If she's really hardcore solarium tanned:

You: You have a really nice skin, but you have to tan in the solarium or in the sun - not in the pizza oven

take a big clump of lint from your dryer at home. pull off a few little tiny pieces and have them in between your fingers. while talking to a hb 9 or 10, look at her hair weird, pull out a small piece of lint. try to give it to them, they probly wont take it. so you throw it away and let her continue. couple minutes later, take out another. now she's really embarrassed!.. few minutes later take out the whole clump!! she'll die laughing

credit to mystery from an interview that i cant remember where i saw haha