Quote:
The way I respond to most shit test is assuming they mean it in the sexual way and flip the script
ST: There will not be anything between you and me
Answer:
1. What? This is going too fast. I usually put a pillow in between if we end up on the same bed on the first date.
2. Does that mean you want to grind? I like two stepping better
3. Fuck! What's about condoms? Better be safe than sorry.
4. Oh that's cute! You're already thinking... THAT far. I'm still at the wondering if she's a good kisser phase - kiss close -
5. Of course, there won't. I don't usually put out until date 33rd - grins -
This is nice. A stupid shit test requires a stupid answer.
CHAT