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PostPosted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 7:26 pm 
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Well, no, we joked first, then you said you meant it seriously! Make your mind up...
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 2:42 am 
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One poster said "talk to girls instead" well yea no shit, but who sarges 24hrs a day.

The point was there is enough crossover that you can learn from your pets, i didn't mean to stay at home on a friday night gaming your pets.

I wad being serious but some people are taking it TOO seriously.

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It's not illegal to have sex with dogs in your country?
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Man, I can't help but crack up thinking about kino escalation practice on pet cats or some of those triangular gazing. For instance, executing the elbow-to-nipple rub or say delivering a verbal routine like, "Hey babe, your eyes are sexy but those appear infected. They look great though." and then eye fuck the hell out of the pussy cat.
At least you're practicing some pussy then :P

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LOL.

Some veteran MPUAForum member advised that if you're having a hard time baiting girls to give you a blowjob, try spreading some peanut butter on your penis. He said he has already field tested it on his dog and it worked. So he'll try it some time on women.

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Funniest thing I have heard or read in at least a month. Seriously I laughed for at least three minutes. ^^^
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I think this thread should be locked. It's one thing to give bad advice coming from a good place and quite another to give game breaking advice aimed at impressionale newbies.

Not only will this not make you better around women, not only is it creepy and defeatist, it actually encapsulates a mindset of absolute passive neediness.

This may be the single worst thread on game I have ever read.
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My pets hate me...
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Man, I can't help but crack up thinking about kino escalation practice on pet cats or some of those triangular gazing. For instance, executing the elbow-to-nipple rub or say delivering a verbal routine like, "Hey babe, your eyes are sexy but those appear infected. They look great though." and then eye fuck the hell out of the pussy cat.
At least you're practicing some pussy then :P

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LOL.

Some veteran MPUAForum member advised that if you're having a hard time baiting girls to give you a blowjob, try spreading some peanut butter on your penis. He said he has already field tested it on his dog and it worked. So he'll try it some time on women.

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He might have watched too much american pie: The book of Love haha

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