Me: Maria, i had a great time pretending to be dancing with you while grabbing your ass!

4:53 PM
Maria: Hahahaha...oh really?? I thought you forgot about me..... 5:00 PM
Me: no i did not, Maria, 2 kids one 18, one 14, ex 8 years ago dominican, and you like dominican pipis... How is that for a good memory 5:04 PM
Maria: Incredible!!! 5:17 PM
Maria: Very good. 5:17 PM
Maria: But I still don't know how old you are? 5:18 PM
Me: 69 5:25 PM
Me: how old are you? 5:25 PM
Maria: 68 5:26 PM
Me: age is just a number and is irrelevant what matters is vibe/chemestry and passion(sex and shit) 5:26 PM
Me: i am 38 5:27 PM
Maria: True!!! But maturity matters also

5:28 PM
Me: anyways i was thinking of you today that is why i texted you, but something very unusual happened that does not happen often 5:28 PM
Maria: As long as you know how to treat a lady and do everything right you're straight 5:28 PM
Me: fuck maturity, maturity=boring 5:28 PM
Maria: I mean no little boys!!! 5:29 PM
Maria: Okau and what happened?? 5:29 PM
Me: i know how to treat a lady= i spank them and pull the hair and make them scream really loud, see i am a gentlemen 5:29 PM
Maria: Now that is a gentleman jaja 5:30 PM
Me: well i like to have fun, and have a good time, if that makes me a little boy, then i am super guilty...

5:31 PM
Maria: You said something unusual happened? What happened? 5:32 PM
Maria: No that doesn't make you guilty....you just know what you like and what you want 5:34 PM
Me: oh really! i want Mariaaaaaaaaa 5:42 PM