Thanks Jay, this got me a kiss close, a # close and a LJBF and another one I made up and it is field tested (worked 2 out of 3 times)

Use when in comfort zone and are about to close, serves as a DHV, your protective nature and disqualifier!!!
You: <Tell her that she looks just like your sister and indicate that you wouldn't even think of hitting on her for that reason. She will give you all her attention and the easiest kiss close and makeout ever.>

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"There is no great genius without some touch of madness."

Newbie here so don't get angry at me!!!

What to write on her Facebook wall:

"I tried to 'like' your whole life, but Facebook wouldn't let me."

Fantastic thread, absolute gold. Thank you.

Only one thing i couldn't get my head round was the following:

"Wow, we used to be SO close. (cross your fingers) It's like we were hugging. But now we've fallen apart (uncross your fingers, like your holding up a 'peace' sign). Now I guess you just wanna hold hands."

When you finish the line do they just reach out for your hands or do you just take theirs?? I just don't see what comes of this one.

Ninjabob, either of those could happen. But the intent of this line really is to envoke emotions in the girl. Girls think about how everything makes them feel, if you suggest "hugging" they will often times imagine hugging you and what it might feel like to do so.


Peace...

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All girl's are Freaks...It is your job to bring it out in them! - Crypto

You need to stop bending over and letting her ass fuck your brain! - Heywood

Thanks for the explanation Crypto.

I thought that may be the case, has this worked for anyone out there?

Hey Jay Wa (or somebody else)

First of all, great list!

Second, could you combine all of these onto a document so I can just access it through Word or OpenOffice without having to filter through 38 pages?

yeah that would be nice

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I second that document idea!

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pua-lounge/the-importance-patience-this ... his%20game

Here are 2 routines thaat almost never let me down... a bit conuterintuitive and paradoxical like all great things in all areas of life:

1. You start punching the girl in the shoulder like you seriously want to pickup a fight ....you dont have to know girl to do that... it works on total strangers perhaps even better...

2. You scream and roaor like a beast or lion reaching toward her with your hands - fingers are positioned to imitate claws of the beats......almost never ever let me down...bitch shield destroyer....

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Here`s one for k-closing:

Hi there! Did you knew that you burn 2 to 3 calories while kissing?
Wanna work out?

Very childish, I love it.

hehe GREAT!

btw Actualy all childish openers are great! At least work great for me....

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So I am in 6 form in England. There is a girl in the year above.
However, in a week we break up for study leave and I won’t see her again in school. As the year above finish when they leave for study leave.
I think she likes me for a number of reasons
I always catch her looking at me/trying to look at me. We went to a study revision class last week and I started making conversation with her for the first time. I stopped halfway through the conversation to see if she would carry it on with me, she did.
The problem I face is the amount of time we have in school, so not that many opportunities to speak to her. The only time I really see her is first thing on some mornings where she has to stop with about 4 of her mates, it’s on the way to my class.
The other day I looked up to see if she was looking at me and I held her gaze for about 4 seconds of eye contact. Defiantly attracted. During break all the girls in the older year wait in a class where none of my mates or me really go in (mainly because there is no reason to and because they are in their).
The only things I think I can do is either add her on Facebook and start speaking to her on that (however I think it shows low value and shows I am interested in her) or speak to her in school. However I do not know how as there is no other revision class and I don’t know how to speak to her without her mates thinking it’s strange.
Please can I have some advice/tips as I only have tuesday-friday in school.

but you are interested in her arent you? your wish to talk to her is not indicator of low value except if you mean talking over facebook takes less courage than talking live... then perhaps your right...then just talk to her in school....why should you care if her mates would think of it as weird?
its only natural and if they think its weird then they are the weirdos
whatever imho it will be usefull to do something instead of thinking over it too much...just do something -facebook, or talking in person at school, whatever it doesnt matter... when you take action then you'll get better idea what to do next...and as a bonus youll have more experience...so one way or the other you can only win.... i would personaly go and talk to her in person that would a be straight up demostration of high value and i am sure even her mates would like it eventhough perhaps they could be surprised by it or act as if or pretend like its weird...but later on when you leave, when talking amongst themeselves, they will admire you and find it attractive...
when i take action i always act to please myself and not others... i am kinda going for consolation price...thats my objective, to act in a way that would make me feel proud when looking backwards...whether i get the girl or not i dont care at all...

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How to reward her with a smile: (via text) (use colon+parenthesis and then colon+D, this site changes it by default)

"You've been a good girl. You get one of these --> " - You (first text)
"...ps I hardly ever give those out, but this one time I was in such a great mood I actually gave out one of these ---> ...You should've been there. It was fucking ridiculous!!" - You (second text)