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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:01 am 
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Are there any proven formula or method out there that works and I can see fast result within months because I really need this. I noticed that I'm not that funny, I see my other guy friends making their company laugh and I always wonder how they do it but I never got it. I think if someone provide information or something it will not only help me but the people are who viewing this post will be saved.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 7:32 am 
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watch Seinfield. Or watch any comedian, it is all in the delivery. There are also many types of humors. Honestly, it boils down to your confidence, I can say anything and make it sound funny. I always get little baby laughs even I don't try to be funny. I am just very self-assured so the people hang on to every word and if I laugh, they give me a laugh. Just how it works.


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 1:28 am 
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Don't think you have to be funny!

Humor is only one approach to attracting women, and it's a very shallow one - she'll only think you're funny for so long. Moreover comedy is like acting, you can improve your ability at it a little bit but largely you either have a talent for it or you don't.

Be interesting instead. Learn about interesting subjects, have hobbies, travel, work toward goals, have stories to tell. This is more within your grasp and it's better in the long run than simply having the ability to make a girl laugh.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 1:34 am 
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Hey really appreciate the reply really helped me out thanks

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 12:03 pm 
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The easiest way to be funny is not to deliver jokes but to role play with the people around you and not give a fuck what others think.

One role that I get a lot of laughs and giggles with right now is that of a vulgar creep who had a strict religious upbringing and conservative family. Humor is basically about being incongruent and building up tension to an expected outcome that people look forward to and then suddenly turning that outcome in the opposite direction.

Field Tested Examples (When I say field tested, I have done this at least 10 times. The examples below always gave me 100% laughter, giggles and lots of kino. I have translated this from the vernacular to English):
  • 1. When I catch a girl who is giving me the eye fuck but is unfuckable, I say, "There you go again. Stop looking at me like you want to undress me and ravage my big, fat cock that I have been saving for the right girl with a pure heart and a tight pussy."

    I get the giggles and kino and this radiates to everybody near that the fuckable HBs join in the laughter. This enables me then to sarge the fuckable HBs with lots of sexual innuendos and vulgar language. I deliver a nonverbal routine of zero to very minimal smile with a very serious look on my face. The words will always change but the technique remains the same: vulgar language and hypocritical holier-than-thou attitude.

    2. When a girl wants me to jump her hoops with something like, "Can you buy me some soda?" I pass the shit test by saying, "Did you just say, 'Let's fuck,' hmm?" "No, I said can you buy me a soda please?" "Oh, so you want to fuck and ride my dick. Hallelujah! Praise the Lord. Amen."

    3. When a girl jokingly screeches in public, "I love you Hellhound," I segue at once into saying, "Okay, bend over there quick. Let's fill up your pussy with my big, throbbing cock." I'm not really sure why girls find this funny. But what the heck, if the girls are laughing so hard about it, then it must be very funny. This started with one girl but now some 13 girls are screeching the same thing on a regular basis and I always say the same thing--and get the same results over and over again.
I have a non-verbal vibe that projects conservatism and modulated snobbishness. I don't ogle breasts, cleavages, asses, legs and so on. I think I have controlled this creepy body language with huge success. I also don't touch girls unless they touch me first.

A good combination of verbal and nonverbal languages to show that something is incongruent will make you funny.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 12:30 pm 
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I get the best success with teasing and taking the mickey out of the girl :P thye more you practice banter the easier it will come go out there and practice on girls tease them


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Mhmmm really nice

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