Some girl I've been lightly flirting with at work asked me how old I am. When I told her I was 23 she said she would have guessed I was 17 and that I have "baby face". Unfortunately that's not the first time I've heard that and I didn't have any good comeback to it. Obviously girls don't want to fuck a baby, so this is something I want to distance myself from, but what is a good response to this? I get the feeling this isn't the last time I'll hear that.

i run into the same problem mate......i think the best thing to do will be make a funny remark like "you will be my sugar mummy" something to that effect..it is a shit test.

Say, "Yeah, that reminds me of a joke girls tell me from time to time."

A couple on their honeymoon are about to get it on. The girl says she has a confession to make. She admits that she stuffs her bra and is small breasted [at this point stare at the girls breasts in an obvious way]. She takes off her shirt and the guy says, "wow, you are flat, but that's okay. I have to admit something to you too. I'm built like a baby down there" [now you look down at your crotchal area]. He takes off his pants and his wife faints. When she recovers she questions why he said this, he replies, "I AM built like a baby, it's 7 lbs and 21 inches." Then just smile knowingly.

Whatever she answers you then say, "no actually, I have the smallest penis imaginable." and put up your pinky. Keep up the game of telling her how extremely small it is.

Prepare for the conversation to go pleasantly downhill from there.

"That makes sense as I still do love sucking nipples"

Since you dont want that response because no one wants to fuck a baby, i suggest negging her immediately afterwards. She says "you have such a baby face" (which is kinda a neg in in itself), and "you say you wear a lot of makeup" or any neg you can come up with. If shes wearing a business suit you can say "you dress to profesional" or" you dont dress profesional enouph"

What you guys think about that?

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If all else fails, you could say something like "Well babies are cute. You just called me cute. Is that your best pickup line? You'll have to do better than that!"

Turn it around on her and make it look like she's flirting and hitting on you. Make it look like she really wants you!

I think that would sound like a butthurt insult.

You may as well say, "Baby face am I?! WELL AT LEAST I'M NOT FAT!" and then burst into tears.

"you have an odd way of flirting". Then continue with your seduction.

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This deserves another mention.