We have all done it, no reason to lie. I have.

Size 10 HB7 face. In the back seat of my SUV, behind a K-mart. I discover a tampon string, yank it out, and throw it out the window like a used ketchup packet. She mounted to quickly for a condom dance with my pants down around my knees still. She had to drive my back to my place because I was too shit faced. and call a cab from there. I wasn't able to wash my junk til the next morning. My knees killed for a whole week from being bent the wrong way. When it was done, I immediately went to bed...without washing my dick.

It was a nice evening even by most standards.

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What's the difference between US size 10 and UK size 10?

Size 10 is considered the perfect size for a woman in Britain, very slim in fact.

I was browning out at a party one time and I went into whore mode. I couldn't remember the night but the next day my friends were laughing. I knew I had done something ridiculous. That feeling of "shit" was settling in. So I asked them. Apparently I was having a threeway makeout sessions with two girls. I was like aawww yeahhh. Next thing you know they tell me who they were. I almost puked. One girl was a 5 in the face...no tits or body. Just not my standard and the next girl was a 6 in the face an okay slim body.

The way I mauled their face is what really got my stomach turning. Never again am I browning out. Apparently, I took one home with me. Fortunately no sex. People do remember me as that guy, though.

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Ooooo and I hooked up with best friends, not at the same time, though. . One was fat and she had just come from gym practice. Another time for this story.

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Winged my friend at a club. Told myself i was not going to drink but after going through a couple of sets two HB6s started buying us drinks to keep us around so we did. Ended up taking the girls back to our dorms around 3am. There was still a party going on so more drinking happened. Blacked out...woke up the next morning in my room, went to go see how my buddy was doing and as soon as i walk in one of the girls from last night tackles me to the floor and starts making out with me. At this point i was still too tired to give a shit so i just went with it. 5 Min Later. My friend comes out of his room with the other chick and we looked at each other like "WWWTTTFFF".

Turns out after my friend and I blacked out he punched one of the girls in the chest because she was ugly and still ended up hitting it and well for me lets just say I have another crazy jack off story to add to the list as well as another name to my black book......

Afterwards we find out they were both married to marines and kick them out before we became the next targets for jar heads.