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| DboTheHero | PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 9:41 pm | |
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Location: Sheffield, England | | Hi guys,
This is a pretty stupid topic but I'm gonna roll with it anyway.
As I think some of you will agree, I don't think that what you initially say to a HB matters AT ALL, so me and my friend were trying all sorts of stupid openers and seeing if we could still get some sort of close. Basically it's dumb as shit but pretty fun, and surprisingly effective!
So I was wondering what funny/stupid openers you guys can think of or have actually used before? I'll try them next time I'm out and will report back.
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| Mr. Assertive | PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:49 pm | |
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Joined: Sun Nov 27, 2011 3:23 am
Posts: 3488 | | "Hey, boo".
This resulted in a number close.
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| Pikeman85 | PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 9:09 pm | |
Joined: Sun Sep 25, 2011 5:40 pm
Posts: 885 | | I called a girl a trashy whore and started laughing at her on Sunday.
I was too tired (did not eat dinner and had not slept) so I didn't go for any numbers, but she was kinoing the fuck out of me. Super hot too.
I've opened with "My name is FUCK YOU!" and had the girl try to drag me on the dance floor shortly after. Also very hot.
I want to try "I'm your real dad" soon.
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