Holy shit i saw this last night on TV and I was amazed. Chelsea Lately is always blunt as hell to her guests and shes pretty funny if you ask me but i have never seen such an extreme display of cocky funny from 2 women in my life. I was analyzing the patterns behind their interaction as i watched it the first time. They are making fun of themselves in equal proportion to bombing on the other person as if it counteracts the insult. You just gotta see it for yourself. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCxEyVZJAHY

Skip to about 2:30 so you can see what i mean.

Do women really talk like this to each other? I think theres something to learn here... Whats your input?

OMG I can't believe the King of Queens has been canceled. I'm gonna cut my wrists with a hammer.

Yeah, those two went back and forth, with the blonde getting the better of it. It'd be interesting to see what happens if we matched our very own Zip with Chelsea Lately. My prediction is that Zip would wind up crying and sobbing while preening her pet puppy, with Lately rubbing it in by throwing her a crotch thrust.

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Actually, now that I think about it, Chelsea Lately would probably go for the Shane Lechler punt on Zip's puppy. Zip, two hands on the ball---err puppy!

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This section is directed at Roads:
1.) Leave the puppy out of it. She is all of 8 pounds, but I'd still put my money on her kicking your ass if push comes to shove.
2.) Stop stealing my Shane Lechler joke. It's mine because I am a true fan of the number one punter of the decade. Have you even met him? Pppsssshhh.
3.) Her name is Chelsea Handler. The show is called Chelsea Lately. You are an idiot
4.) Come up with an original way to get my attention so I don't bitch slap you with my apathy next time or, at the least, doesn't seem so desperate

This section is directed at Xecutioner:
1.) Yes, Chelsea really talks to other people like this all day long (to a bit of a lesser degree, but principles still apply.) My friend Vic is a frequent guest writer/commentator for the show.
2.) You're right, she is an excellent person to study as far bitch shield practice/ preparation is concerned. Women will talk like this to each other. Some women, at least. The fun ones.

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dude...shes just going for ratings, so she has to be extreme she doesn't do that in real life.loll

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1) Oh yeah? If I weren't such a gentleman, I'd be making a funny comment about taking down two bitches at the same time.

2) I hope you stuck out your palm when you made that Pppsssshhh sound. It just wouldn't be congruent with your personality otherwise. Anyways, you should know that I don't consider punters to be football players.

3) OK you got me on that, but ask yourself this question: wouldn't I look like even more of an idiot if I actually knew the name to a female daytime talk show host?

4) Seeing as how you so cleverly managed to ask for my attention without actually making it seem like you cared, I'll make sure to oblige you in some totally unexpected and embarrassing way next time.

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