| We have all done it, gone out sarging, having a few cocktails. Whether it’s the booze, or your just having a horrible night getting blown of every set! Or things just turn into a sausage fest, but you’re having such a good time, you forget to stop drinking!
Now you did the smart thing, and taken a cab home, right?
And now you’re just sitting there with half a buzz, and a semi with nowhere to put it!
Not all is lost, get your big fat thumbs out and get to work.
Naturally after doing this for a while you end up with a shitload of random numbers, but what percentage do we actually call? Honestly, unless you have already made your selection earlier that night, I probably won’t call the girl. I mean, what the fuck are we gonna do? Go out on a date at 2 am?
I’ll text!
Thanks to modern technology, one of the greatest parts of today’s booty calls is that you can be so fucking hammered, but as long as you can spell out “Hey, what are you up to?” she’ll have no fucking idea that there’s a 85% chance you’ll be drunk tonight. But every girl knows what it means to get that text at 2 am.
When you’re drunk you don’t want to do work to get laid, but we can use those numbers in that phone to our advantage. In order to properly identify your future booty call you will have to fucking fire away 10 texts to 10 of those random numbers you’ve got in your phone usually labeled by their nicknames such as “Blond Hottie” or “Butter Face.” Scientific research has proven that if you text 10 girls at 2 am looking for sex, at least 2 will respond. Just like that, boom – you’ve got your new booty call. It’s the fucking Circle of Life.
Now don’t be getting all teary eyed, afraid your gong to offend one of them, they know the second they get the message what the deal is, so toss out the manpons and rack up your booty call list!
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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
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