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So Friday I get a text from "C": "Drinks tonight?"
Me: Awww now Isn't that cute, now are you asking ME out?"
Her: "Yup!"
Me: "Did you go to the gym?"
Her: "Just leaving now with MILF"
Me: "Meet me at the pub 8:30"
Her: "Okay!"
I get home to get ready to go to the gym myself. My daughter is home, she ask's "so what are you doing tonight?". I tell her. She smiles and says "Oh I think that's my doing, I suggested to C, MILF and MILF's daughter, that we all meet up with me and my date. And C could be your date."
Me: "All good." -Obviously Daughter has no problem whit it!
I get to the gym, C starts blowing up my phone: "MILF won't go now, she's depressed, would you like to convince her?"
FUCK ME!!!: "I'll ask her, but I'm NOT begging a Debbie Downer to come ruin a good time"
C; "That's fine thank you"
I get home from the gym, not 5 minutes, C and MILFs daughter already begging and pleading with MILF.
I tell them: "Fuck it, I'll take a shower, I'm going to be at the pub at 8:30"
Now ready to go, MILF still a no go (good!) C myself, and MILFs daughter go out!
WONDERFUL time, lots of KINO. Strong IOIs, sexual banter galore!
My Daughter shows up with her date, still all good!
MILF ends up going out with her new guy?? LOL
Get home, all good C and I start making out. MILFs daughter text, C worried about mom Bla, Bla can she hang with C?
She asks me, I say fine w/e (BOO!) away they go, I set up a re-do for Sunday, as I'm going to go spend Saturday with LDR...
Saturday, getting ready to leave, MILF shows up on my porch, I chat, ask how she is, she hugged me, I pick her up by her waist, she wraps her legs around my hips, and plants a big wet one on me. I slide my fingers up the inside of her "Spanks" boy shorts, she says "Heywood, you'll never change!!" She tells me to hang out for a few before I go her and C are going to a shooting range with MILFs new guy.
I hang out C shows up, hug kiss kino, reaffirm Sunday plan!
C: "Where are you going again?"
MILF: "to see his girlfriend!" (BITCH)!
C "Oh no biggie, just make sure you pick me up on that." pointing at my bike.
Hugs kisses goodbyes all around!
I'm in a Motel with LDR donig my thing, MILF keeps blowing up my phone with pics of her and C doing shit together, with wish you were here kind of shit. I blow it off and have a good time.
Sunday afternoon I'm home, I tell MILF of my plans, she says yes C told her but 1st her and C going for a run in a couple Hrs. I say well cool I going to find something to do, MILF suggest her and I go get a drink together. Fine we go have just one, C texts she's ready...off they go. MILF says see you at drinks later C invited me! I was okay I was sure I could ditch her later.
FUCK! Both were a no show! I did NOT try to track them down that's for pussies!
The question? Am I being cock blocked here or do you think C got pissed because I spent Saturday with LDR? _________________ They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
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