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Yes!! Without a doubt. I'll be loving and screwing 18+-year-olds until I'm a hundred and twenty...if I'm not married by then.


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hit it and quit it.

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Hit it hard and keep on hitting it hard until she can't take it anymore:)

This one is gonna need proper taming Heywood.

Don't let us all down:)


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Hit it hard and keep on hitting it hard until she can't take it anymore:)

This one is gonna need proper taming Heywood.

Don't let us all down:)
Yesterday she asked me to Escort her to a wedding, the request was accepted! LMFAO

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Hit it hard and keep on hitting it hard until she can't take it anymore:)

This one is gonna need proper taming Heywood.

Don't let us all down:)

me and you are on the write track man. you know how it works haha

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WTF??

So Friday I get a text from "C": "Drinks tonight?"

Me: Awww now Isn't that cute, now are you asking ME out?"
Her: "Yup!"
Me: "Did you go to the gym?"
Her: "Just leaving now with MILF"
Me: "Meet me at the pub 8:30"
Her: "Okay!"

I get home to get ready to go to the gym myself. My daughter is home, she ask's "so what are you doing tonight?". I tell her. She smiles and says "Oh I think that's my doing, I suggested to C, MILF and MILF's daughter, that we all meet up with me and my date. And C could be your date."
Me: "All good." -Obviously Daughter has no problem whit it!


I get to the gym, C starts blowing up my phone: "MILF won't go now, she's depressed, would you like to convince her?"

FUCK ME!!!: "I'll ask her, but I'm NOT begging a Debbie Downer to come ruin a good time"

C; "That's fine thank you"

I get home from the gym, not 5 minutes, C and MILFs daughter already begging and pleading with MILF.

I tell them: "Fuck it, I'll take a shower, I'm going to be at the pub at 8:30"

Now ready to go, MILF still a no go (good!) C myself, and MILFs daughter go out!
WONDERFUL time, lots of KINO. Strong IOIs, sexual banter galore!

My Daughter shows up with her date, still all good!

MILF ends up going out with her new guy?? LOL

Get home, all good C and I start making out. MILFs daughter text, C worried about mom Bla, Bla can she hang with C?

She asks me, I say fine w/e (BOO!) away they go, I set up a re-do for Sunday, as I'm going to go spend Saturday with LDR...

Saturday, getting ready to leave, MILF shows up on my porch, I chat, ask how she is, she hugged me, I pick her up by her waist, she wraps her legs around my hips, and plants a big wet one on me. I slide my fingers up the inside of her "Spanks" boy shorts, she says "Heywood, you'll never change!!" She tells me to hang out for a few before I go her and C are going to a shooting range with MILFs new guy.
I hang out C shows up, hug kiss kino, reaffirm Sunday plan!

C: "Where are you going again?"
MILF: "to see his girlfriend!" (BITCH)!
C "Oh no biggie, just make sure you pick me up on that." pointing at my bike.

Hugs kisses goodbyes all around!

I'm in a Motel with LDR donig my thing, MILF keeps blowing up my phone with pics of her and C doing shit together, with wish you were here kind of shit. I blow it off and have a good time.

Sunday afternoon I'm home, I tell MILF of my plans, she says yes C told her but 1st her and C going for a run in a couple Hrs. I say well cool I going to find something to do, MILF suggest her and I go get a drink together. Fine we go have just one, C texts she's ready...off they go. MILF says see you at drinks later C invited me! I was okay I was sure I could ditch her later.

FUCK! Both were a no show! I did NOT try to track them down that's for pussies!

The question? Am I being cock blocked here or do you think C got pissed because I spent Saturday with LDR?

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Don't know them but from what you have said the MILF wants you:) and maybe does not want C to have you.

Get C on her own and fast. No phones, no friends.

She ain't gonna wait for it all year buddy! Fuck her brains out.


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Get C on her own and fast. No phones, no friends.
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Haha thanks James, Of course getting her alone again is key, It's that damn texting between girls that fucks shit up.

And yes of course the MILF wants me, has had me. But she has made it clear she does not want to "Keep" me!

So why the cock-blocking I don't get it? Territorial thing?

FUCK she introduced us I think?

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Yesss! I want to hear how this goes.

Let's do this, Heywood!

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I forgot to mention (blush) I blew off a FB because I thought I was going

DOUBLE FUCK!! lol

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The MILF may have had you and no longer wants you but she may also not want C to have you either.

There is no tomorrow and the clock is ticking now on C.

Isolate her and get the fucking phone switched off.

A recent 'ruling' that I have just recently introduced is that when I am alone with a girl, effectively 'on a date' then there ain't no fucking texting or calls allowed.

If they receive one then I tell them to switch off.

Have had no arguments so far with this one.


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C text-ing now: "Sry 'bout Sunday, got caught up with MILF" "PS your funny as hell lol"

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This shit is taking wayyyyyyy too long now. lol.

Tell her to come alone to your place directly after the gym as you are 'cooking pasta' or something you know she likes etc.

She arrives and straight away tell her to go and shower and you prepare the food.

When she is in your shower just wait a minute and then go into the bathroom and get in with her.

Game over buddy:)


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This shit is taking wayyyyyyy too long now. lol.

Tell her to come alone to your place directly after the gym as you are 'cooking pasta' or something you know she likes etc.

She arrives and straight away tell her to go and shower and you prepare the food.

When she is in your shower just wait a minute and then go into the bathroom and get in with her.

Game over buddy:)
I completely agree James, but logistically not as possible as one would hope, She is in the Coast Guard, and her "Duties" do not offer as many freedoms as civilians. (evenings/weekends) But I'll get that worked out, count on it!

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