I actually had a girl say this and I got stuck and did not have enough guts to tell her that I would plow her with the force of 1,000 cocks and put it in so hard that whoever pulled it out would become the new king of England.



SH*T test: Would you do me?

Answer: ??

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It's no over until the fat lady sings.

Answer: "Wow just go ahead and say it why don't you! I knew you was only in it for one thing "

STest (easy): I can't go home with you, my friends are right over there!

STest (med): I'm a lesbian

STest(Hardish): What makes you think you can talk to me!



I've come to a point where I get excited and hope for shit tests. usually they, start off hard and get easier, but they show that she's feeling attracted and wondering why...I got all these Saturday night and didn't fail any of them. I just want to see what kind of creativity the next guy has =)

sTest (easy): You might be missing the best night of your life
sTest(medium): I'm actually a homeless lesbian. I promise I'll eat you out if you let me stay in for the night ..
sTest(hard): You can take that slutty mask out of your face now. I seen you shutting other guys earlier tonight in similar ways. Give me your number, and we can meet up later on this week.

Shit test: There is something called tooth paste, use it.

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In this world, you don't get what you deserve but what you fight for!

1. A: If they wish you the best they would let you come. I'll tell them that we're just going for a walk. (eye contact and smile)

2. A: Please don't tell me you're vegetarian too. (smile

3. A: Baby I just left my kingdom for a good night but just wanted to let you know your hair is messed up.


A: I usually use it to do mamba to funny pelple like you. (Mamba: When you paint person's face with tooth paste while he's sleeping.)


Shit tests:

1. Why don't you have a gf? (girl that know you a bit I you told her already you dont have a gf)

2. I have a bf.

3. You are funny.

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“Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another.”
Madonna

1. I have 332 girlfriends. You can be 333.

2. Once you're ready to go from BOY to MAN, gimme a call.

3. You're adorable.

"You're good looking? WTF?" - shit test or not?

If a girl says that you're good looking or hot: just say thank you and continue the conversation.
Don't say things like: really? you think so? That means that you need validation from girls.

New shit test:
I never give out my number in the night-club / I never make out with someone in the club. (her face makes a disgusting look)

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It's only because you haven't found someone as amazing as me yet! But yeah, people like me are rare

Q: * telling your friend, out of nowhere* I wouldn't date or even kiss this guy ever..

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In this world, you don't get what you deserve but what you fight for!

I wrote a reply before KimPa posted his, so here it is:
Oh totally, it's a bad idea! Some guy might phone you and you might have a really good time! You definitely want to avoid that!
I know, kissing is awful, I hate it myself but once people find out you're good at something it's hard to get away from it, you know?

It's good you said that, I'm so relieved, you and me are a train wreck waiting to happen



MY SHIT TEST:

(when this girl found out my age, early 30s) so you and your mate are like those creepy guys that hang around the club chasing after the students

Yeah our mothers dressed us up real nice and sent us out to find a girl to either fuck or marry. I don't know which one comes first?

ST: why are you getting so close to me?

HB Shit test: "Your to hairy, you should shave your chest."

Heywood: "Not til you shave that mustache".

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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

You think I was hitting on you? Sorry to get your hopes up but I was just being nice.

Why? Do you have a disease? Are you crazy?

My shit tests:

Why the hell are you so short? You're weird/creepy.

Why the hell are you so short? You're weird/creepy.

Answer: I'm actually the shortest serial killer to date. But shhh dont tell anyone.


shit test: You think your funny, but your not.

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Built like a horse

A: do they pay you here to be rude or do you just try to put people down to make yourself feel better?

ST: my boyfriend....

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