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GKS
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 4:06 am 
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This is a conversation I had with a HB Brunette, she's a 8.5, 27 years old and an aspiring singer. It was quite funny so I thought I would share. We were roleplaying evil married couples that are trying to take over the world.
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Me: You're so fucking high maintenance. I just bought you a new beach house in Hawaii. Stop sucking me dry!
HBBrunette: Dammit, babe! You fucking know how I was when you married me! Buying the beach house was YOUR bright idea! :p
HBBrunette: And you never complained about my sucking before!
Me: Bc you're damn good at it ;) By the time you're done, it was already too late.
HBBrunette: Duh ofc I'm good at it... It's my fav thing to do!
Me: I'm well aware of that more than anyone else... Now you gotta swallow...your pride and stop it. We still have to save up for our plan of taking over the world.
HBBrunette: Ok. Hard swallow...then looks into your eyes and kisses you. I guess I can wait...
Me: Good girl :) Swallow for me...just a bit more...after we penetrate... the pentagon we can take a breath. It'll be a rough mission. Can you handle it?
HBBrunette: You know I can.... I'm not going to be the only one tested around here...
Me: What do you have in mind for me?
HBBrunette: Well... I think your plans to penetrate the pentago lacks flair....We should do a couple run thru first.
Me: You're right. Let's spend all night doing it...Better be prepared before the penetration. It'll be rough cuz we won't wear any protection. You'd better not be too loud... or we'll get caught
HBBrunette: Agreed....
Me: I hope you worked on your squats in the gym. Cuz you'll be on your knees the whole night... crawling through vents. I'll be right behind you though ;) Don't worry.
HBBrunette: I'm more than capable. I'm VERY flexible...And I loved having a gifted man behind me... to keep me safe.
Me: That'll come in handy. Those vents are unpredictable. We might end up in difficult positions. So grind your teeth and bare with it for me. I'll give you everything I got... from behind to keep you safe.
HBBrunette: Oh how I love to be safe....
Me: At the end of the tunnel, slide into... the room and unlock the door for me. You'd better let me come inside... got it?
HBBrunette: Absolutely :p
Me: Maybe we need to put on some protections. I don't like how it feels though... especially in such a tight... small vent.
HBBrunette: Yes... the vent is very tight... so protection would only slow us down... just go in for a few times to see how it is...
For those that are still wondering what was going on in this conversation. Read again :wink:

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holy shit man! mad text game. Text game is real and this is proof lmao!!
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holy shit man! mad text game. Text game is real and this is proof lmao!!
Glad you liked it. Ever since this one conversation, she has been replied to me fairly quick with long texts. I haven't made a move on her yet, I called her the day before father day to ask for some idea for present, then I hung up. I'm thinking pulling another one of this and at the end just tell her to come over for our "run thru" :lol:

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Well if she's sending you long text messages, you know she's really interested in what you say to her. Keep posting this stuff, it's gold for people on the forum like me :D
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God damn this stuff is freaking great!! Man I gotta ask you. How did you manage to develop such great text game.
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Can you please elaborate on how you met her, what type of a person she is, and what you did to actually get her to be this comfortable sexually with you?
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God damn this stuff is freaking great!! Man I gotta ask you. How did you manage to develop such great text game.
I would say practice, an odd sense of humor and some imagination. Only 3 things I use a lot in text game : push and pull, future projection and compliance tests.
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Can you please elaborate on how you met her, what type of a person she is, and what you did to actually get her to be this comfortable sexually with you?
I've never met her, I gamed her online and told her to send me a text with her pic. She did, we had some fluff talk and this conversation happened towards the end on the same day. She was comfortable with this conversation because everything was in sexual innuendos, not actual sex talk. You have to understand women logic isn't exact science. As long as her brain can give her an excuse, she would be fine with being the sluttiest girl in the planet.

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Very well played Sir!

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Consider this stolen. Very well played!

I came up with a text game where we had to end ever text with "In Bed". I dont have our conversation saved anymore but you get the idea.
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jesus christ, best thing i've seen, really good job.
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Beautiful innuendos!

If you don't mind sharing, in what way did you open the game up?
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Beautiful innuendos!

If you don't mind sharing, in what way did you open the game up?
You mean how I opened her online? I just sent her a message saying that she seems real unlike every other girls on there and told her to tell me some fun facts about her. Some fluff talk about those facts and I said she would make an awesome evil sidekick. I told her to send me a text. She did. We roleplayed some more on text and talked about costco diamonds, then it got to that point.

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You mean how I opened her online? I just sent her a message saying that she seems real unlike every other girls on there and told her to tell me some fun facts about her. Some fluff talk about those facts and I said she would make an awesome evil sidekick. I told her to send me a text. She did. We roleplayed some more on text and talked about costco diamonds, then it got to that point.
I meant how you initiated the old married couple role play. Just said, "We're and old married couple and we're taking over the world" or how?

By the way, thanks for posting.
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I meant how you initiated the old married couple role play. Just said, "We're and old married couple and we're taking over the world" or how?

By the way, thanks for posting.
I invited her to do something fun. Like pretend to be a tourist couple who doesn't speak english and walk around the mall. That's how it started. Just use your imagination.

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its good game. but then again he has got a solid opponent who wants to play along. i would love to see your interaction with a women who isn't quite as invested into you. i think you would perform good.
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