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Michael/CJH's Pickup Manifesto - style most suited to extroverts (introverts proceed with caution as you can risk not being congruent)


CORE PRINCIPLE # 1 : Social conditioning has emasculated men around the world. Don't talk loud. Don't do or say what you feel like at all times, don't go in for the kiss with a girl you JUST met, don't talk back, DON'T have underage sex (obviously parents worry about idiot kids and not protecting themselves), DON'T break the mold, BE a DOCTOR, LAWYER, ETC etc so you can subconsciously get more pussy in the future and one day she will "find you, live in a fucking CHODE bubble, live with a fucking VAGINA, live with regret, live knowing a girl is with you just because of your job or your money or whatever fucked up reasons you think all "Bitches" want. Live in your bubble doing what everyone else expects of you until you fucking die and thats it.

Core PRINCIPLE # 2: If you cannot approach or have anxiety (you shouldn't if you are an extrovert...but do not be fooled by the power of a beautiful woman to put you in that state of mind), realize you are being a fucking retard. If you cannot even say "HI" to her, you won't fuck her. If you can't kiss her on the lips while remaining free from her denial of it, you can't fuck her.

Core PRINCIPLE # 3: MOVE ON FROM YOUR PAST. I don't give a fuck whats happened to you, why you haven't gotten laid, and all this bullshit nonsense due to your inflated ego of thinking you're the SHIT. Realize this is a process. Pick up should never be 'figured out' It's always a constantly learning experience, but it should be one in which you have core beliefs/principles about man to woman interactions. Realize without even any core concepts of pick-up/game you can still get laid quite consistently. It's always a process and nothing is LINEAR/PERFECT progression. First you master opening, then you master...this..then that. NO. JUST DO IT ALL. DIVE IN.


RULE # 1 -
STOP LOOKING FOR IOI'S. ASSUME ATTRACTION OR ASSUME FAILURE. THIS MAKES IT EASY IF YOU THINK YOU'LL ALREADY FAIL OR SHE IS ALREADY ATTRACTED. You are a man, take what you want and be unapologetic about it.


RULE # 1.1
Every woman WILL ask some guy to open her legs. NEVER APOLOGIZE for trying to open hers/embracing your true manhood. Whether introvert/extrovert, you are hoping to stick your penis inside her warm hole. SORRY if this bothers some of you! But NEVER EVER APOLOGIZE for doing your fucking DUTY as a man. If she gives you disgust/eww/weird face for giving her a hug or being immediately physical, then either she's not worth your time or she has her own set of issues.


Rule # 2 -
DO WHAT IS MOST CONGRUENT TO HOW YOU FEEL/ARE IN THE MOMENT. This is not to say because you "FEEL LIKE SHIT" it justifies not approaching. You ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS approach.

WHY? IT IS THE RIGHT THING TO FUCKING DO. NEVER GIVE YOURSELF EXCUSES. What CONGRUENT means is if you FEEL like you want to be physical, GO FOR IT (think with your heart, not your dick obviously) IF YOU FEEL like you don't want to talk to her much now, DON'T. Walk away. If you FEEL like you want to tell her FUCK YOU'RE TERRIBLE! TELL HER. Don't hold it back. (Note this is prone to more blowouts naturally so expect rejections with any method. In this one, the rejections will be swift).



Rule # 3
TAKE YOUR EGO OUT OF THE GAME. YOU ARE NOT A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE. You have to realize that while you can generalize and backwards rationalize a shitload of theory and excuses, it's literally just being a big fucking CHODE. Risk looking retarded, risk having multiple women blow you out, risk being a fucking man and shrugging it off. Embrace your INNER extrovert.


Rule # 4

AMOGs are fucking cute. Hug them and make them feel like the retards they are. I've been known on several occasions to kiss AMOGs on the cheek and totally trump them with noogies. On the other hand, ignore them completely unless they are physically exerting themselves on a girl. Then DLV the shit out of them.


Rule # 5
Always risk losing the girl. STOP CARING if you FUCK IT UP. The minute you grasp your vagina in hopes that she likes you or you "really dont want to fuck it up" is when your mind is actively seeking to SUPPRESS YOU. STOP IT. STOP IT BEFORE YOU START THE NEGATIVE SPIRAL of saying "fuck I suck. I suck! FUCK. WHY DIDN'T I DO IT! FUCK. FUCK!"


Rule # 6

NEVER JUSTIFY anything you do. Women only "shit test" you to see if you are being genuine with them or are playing a fake routine of confidence or trying what your FRIEND told you "Worked for him" If you cannot truly internalize BEING your NATURAL self as a man (aka an introvert who is uncomfortable in his own manhood).


Rule # 7

You always are responsive. If you come on too strong to some girl and she locks up, respond and back away and accommodate, but don't change yourself for her. Stick by your terms as a man. NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR BEING A MAN.


Rule # 8 (this is the easiest rule)

You want her to say she has a boyfriend, you want her friends to perceive you as someone who is a sexual threat. Naturally, terrible game can get you the "I have a boyfriend" excuse and usually sometimes, the girls are genuine about it. You can still persist, but realize this is a very questionable source of a f-close. I've slept with several girls who had bf's but I found out AFTER the fact.


Rule # 9
Always be giving plausible deniability on the pull. Plausible deniability/justifying yourself or your physical and verbal game is not necessary (palm reading, using smart games like 1-10 questions and all that bullshit). Women don't want to be sluts even to you. Give them excuses on the PULL/DAY 2 to take them to your place. Note: pulling is harder than DAY 2. This is where your unapologetic and mostly very polarized speech of being a "man" is reigned back regardless of how congruent/not congruent it is to how you feel. Always be light about this. Give them deniability.


Finally Rule # 10
Realize that despite everything you do, you will have some girls that will smack you, call you a creep, push you away, make out with you only to disappear, cheat with you, and all this nonsense but never let any of these successes paint you with a high ego. Obviously as you get more experiences/successes to internalize these beliefs, you will develop a high super-hero PUA mentality. Stop that bullshit, because if you do guess what: you're back to square 1 and rule # 1.

Realize even with all of this, the beauty of life and interactions in general ARE the rejections, ARE the AMOGs, ARE the fucked up things girls say to "shit test you." Be thankful people are random and not robots. And realize if you are afraid of this randomness, you are afraid of life. Fuck it dude, it's low risk HIGH reward. You have nothing to lose and no one will kill you for doing your duty as an UNAPOLOGETIC MAN EMBRACING his calling.


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Realize even with all of this, the beauty of life and interactions in general ARE the rejections

Son, you are talking like a loser...


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Realize even with all of this, the beauty of life and interactions in general ARE the rejections

Son, you are talking like a loser...
Why don't you go back to your own post and flood it with quotes from Abraham Lincoln wanker.


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The most number of visitors this forum ever had online was 1,427 on Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:27 pm. This website is getting an average of 5.5 page views per visitor. Last April, for the whole month, this website got 21,133 unique visitors from the US where it gets the bulk of its visits.

As of this moment Captain Jack's thread has 15,555 views in less than 24 hours. That's 10 times more than the highest page visits this site recorded on 27 September 2011. That's also 73% of the total visits average for one month all notched up by this thread in less than one day.

What do these statistics tell?

Captain Jack, talk to your mom or dad. If that's not possible, talk to your best friend. They're the best people who can help you right now. Clicking on your own thread more than 15 thousand times is a big red flag of a man who's having a big nervous breakdown. I mean REALLY big.

Get help NOW. :twisted:

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? I actually don't know whats been up with the number count but there is definitely people checking this thread out and I'm seriously glad.

Also wouldnt something like that be based on unique visitors? But clearly it isn't and it seems its based on pageviews so I guess people are checking it out more than once. You may be paying a lot more attention to views than me here. Are you sure you're not doing something and trying to pass it on to me out of desperation? I don't even pay much attention to it but I think you're trying to come from a place of negativity here and I'm just ganna do this: :roll: Keyboard jockeys be trolling from Asia :roll:

You also forgot to take the square root of the pageviews. That's also equivalent to the 124.71 average pageviews multiplied by 124.71 average users multiple times! OH MY GOD.


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The page views thing must be a bug.

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The page views thing must be a bug.
Mr. Idiot Hound was too busy choding to have thought that anyone could have figured this out. If 15K people actually saw my thread, the world would explode by the awesomeness


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The numbers stick out like a sore thumb in at least 2 Captain Jack threads. A systemic bug will affect random threads. :twisted:

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The numbers stick out like a sore thumb in at least 2 Captain Jack threads. A systemic bug will affect random threads. :twisted:
Keep trolling little troll....keep trolling.


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FYI this was Facebook referred and linked so the views actually isn't a bug :)

The reality is 15k people just weren't on at the same time (dumbass hound) so it wouldn't log them. In any case if anyone has questions, do let me know.

PS Ill be sub instructing a HOTSEAT 2 in Los Angeles on Sept 8th, looking forward to seeing anyone there.


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FYI this was Facebook referred and linked so the views actually isn't a bug :)

The reality is 15k people just weren't on at the same time (dumbass hound) so it wouldn't log them. In any case if anyone has questions, do let me know.

PS Ill be sub instructing a HOTSEAT 2 in Los Angeles on Sept 8th, looking forward to seeing anyone there.
That's a whole LOAD of bullshit. Don't tell me you have access to the weekly Google Analytics Report on this website.

Besides, the page views on this thread died down abruptly. If this was a Facebook referral link, the page views should have been in the 25 thousand range by now considering the initial 15,555 views in less than 24 hours.

One more thing, this website as a whole only has 2.3K Facebook shares for its hundreds of thousands of posts. :twisted:

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FYI this was Facebook referred and linked so the views actually isn't a bug :)

The reality is 15k people just weren't on at the same time (dumbass hound) so it wouldn't log them. In any case if anyone has questions, do let me know.

PS Ill be sub instructing a HOTSEAT 2 in Los Angeles on Sept 8th, looking forward to seeing anyone there.
That's a whole LOAD of bullshit. Don't tell me you have access to the weekly Google Analytics Report on this website.

Besides, the page views on this thread died down abruptly. If this was a Facebook referral link, the page views should have been in the 25 thousand range by now considering the initial 15,555 views in less than 24 hours.

One more thing, this website as a whole only has 2.3K Facebook shares for its hundreds of thousands of posts. :twisted:
I don't have the analytics, but the admins did and realized you're full of shit. Fuck off and play World of Warcraft little boy. This thread is too small for you :twisted:


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FYI this was Facebook referred and linked so the views actually isn't a bug :)

The reality is 15k people just weren't on at the same time (dumbass hound) so it wouldn't log them. In any case if anyone has questions, do let me know.

PS Ill be sub instructing a HOTSEAT 2 in Los Angeles on Sept 8th, looking forward to seeing anyone there.
That's a whole LOAD of bullshit. Don't tell me you have access to the weekly Google Analytics Report on this website.

Besides, the page views on this thread died down abruptly. If this was a Facebook referral link, the page views should have been in the 25 thousand range by now considering the initial 15,555 views in less than 24 hours.

One more thing, this website as a whole only has 2.3K Facebook shares for its hundreds of thousands of posts. :twisted:
I don't have the analytics, but the admins did and realized you're full of shit. Fuck off and play World of Warcraft little boy. This thread is too small for you :twisted:
Get a screenshot of the Traffic from Direct Links, post the image on Flicker, and you'll save face. Otherwise, talk to your mom, dad or best friend. Hint: This should be easily on page 1 where the blue and green line graph is featured. :twisted:

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That's a whole LOAD of bullshit. Don't tell me you have access to the weekly Google Analytics Report on this website.

Besides, the page views on this thread died down abruptly. If this was a Facebook referral link, the page views should have been in the 25 thousand range by now considering the initial 15,555 views in less than 24 hours.

One more thing, this website as a whole only has 2.3K Facebook shares for its hundreds of thousands of posts. :twisted:
I don't have the analytics, but the admins did and realized you're full of shit. Fuck off and play World of Warcraft little boy. This thread is too small for you :twisted:
Get a screenshot of the Traffic from Direct Links, post the image on Flicker, and you'll save face. Otherwise, talk to your mom, dad or best friend. Hint: This should be easily on page 1 where the blue and green line graph is featured. :twisted:
Better yet, why don't I do that and send you a picture of my dick at the front. Otherwise, suck it.


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Better yet, why don't I do that and send you a picture of my dick at the front. Otherwise, suck it.
Enough of the sexual innuendos. Sarge girls instead of sarging anonymous men on a PUA forum. :twisted:

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