Yesterday was probably the weirdest and most memorable day since I decided to become a PUA. So memorable that I find it worthy of posting my first field-report.
So far I restrained from writing reports for several reasons, but mostly because I believe that I didn´t have anything to report that is unusual enough. After all who want´s to read about just another kiss close or f close like many others. Would be boring…
But all my exploits where topped today in such an outrageous (and fucking painful) way that I figure it might entertain you guys to read about it…

I was walking down Colognes main shopping street late in the afternoon yesterday, all happy with myself. I just came from a great afternoon date with this super-elegant afghan Lady (not all of them are crazy ragheads as you might know) I had picked up at a florists the day before. We had been sunbathing in a nearby park and I had done more then well, meaning there was not only some serious kino going on, but we parted with a long kiss that promises passionate sex the next time we meet. I was (I am lol) more then happy with myself, for my game had been immaculate with this woman named Gina, from the first moment on. I was so exited that I couldn´t simply go home, so I decided to stroll through the crowded city centre as I often do. Not to game anyone, but simply to enjoy the tons of eye-candy roaming the streets. Cologne really is full of gorgeous girls and women!
As I said my spirits where high thanks to the date with Gina and I walked around with a big grin plastered to my face. Loads of people passed by minding their own shopping business, when I saw two cute girls coming towards me. I really only noticed one of them, a short young woman with long brown hair a face to die for and a no less then spectacular body. I just had to stare. Her big boobs were stuffed into a tight black tank-top and her skin tight stretch jeans revealed her shapely thighs and bubble butt (that I only saw later though). That girl was a showstopper guys! So I stare at her grinning and as she comes closer she makes eye-contact and smiles back in a way that makes my heart skip a beat. As she´s just about to pass by (and I´m about to say something to her) a male voice from behind her barks “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!!!” Stopped me in my tracks! I realize that about a meter behind the two girls there are these two guys following them. One tall and sporty looking, the other a young bodybuilder easily half my age, bit shorter then me, but pumped up to be twice as wide. He was the one that barked at me. I was in a way to upbeat mood to realize the danger I´m in, also I couldn´t believe anything real bad could happen at 4 in the afternoon in front of literally hundreds of eyewitnesses. Stupid me! Since I was a teen I always had to have the last word no matter what. That got me into loads of fights as a younger man (that I usually lost haha) but I obviously always refused to learn my lesson from it.
So the following “conversation” ensued…

Amog: What the fuck are you looking at?!!!
Picun: (pointing at the HB) Are you kidding me? Look at her, she´s gorgeous! Give me one good reason why I shouldn´t look at her!
Amog: (real aggro) Because she´s my girl and if you don´t walk on I´ll smash your face in!
Picun: Wow… (turning to face the HB and going for my wallet, taking out my business card with a big smile) Hey listen Sweetie, if you ever feel like hanging out with a guy who´s man enough not to feel threatened by random dudes in the street… (holding out the card towards the HB) …give me a call!

The HB gives me a startled but amazed look while I´m still giving her a cocky smile. The Amog leaps towards me, grabs the card from my fingers and throws it away, while pushing me away with one the other hand, yelling something like “Fuck off!”. I ignore him by keeping eyecontact with the HB.

Picun: (still grinning, pointing at the Amog) See what I mean!

The HB laughs out loud, but in the same moment the Amog takes a swing at me! It felt like a freight-train crashed into the side of my head... My field of vision shrivels to the size of a pea, everything goes black and white and I feel my knees giving in, all within a split second. I tumble backwards and fall. The blow didn´t knock me unconscious but I still was unable to move for what seemed like aeons. My senses where too blurred to really check what´s going on around me. By the time I was able to stand up again, with the help of some bystanders, the HB and her steroid-bomber boyfriend were gone. Apparently one of the guys that helped me up had dragged the Amog away from me before he could kick the shit out of me and other good people threatened to call the cops, so my attacker took off. Someone asked me if I need an ambulance and if he should call the police anyway. But I really just wanted to go home, since I wasn´t really injured.
I walked to my flat with a massive headache building up and when I arrived I saw in the mirror that my right temple turned dark blue and the entire right side of my face had swollen up impressively. I got myself some ice-cubes wrapped them in a towel and sat on my bed where I eventually nodded off.

I was woken by the sound of my cell-phone ringing, unknown number on the display.
Picun: Yes?
HB: Errr… Hi, this is Yvonne. Am I talking to …(my real name)?
Picun: Yes. Who are you?
HB: I´m the girl that got you beaten up.
Picun: Oh… (I was thinking NO WAY DUDE!!! Let´s play!)
HB: Listen, I picked up your card while Lars was all over you. I just wanted to make sure you´re okay. I´m so sorry!!!
Picun: That´s sweet.
HB: He´s such an asshole! I really feel guilty for what happened…
Picun: You better! Running into you guys wasn´t exactly the most pleasant part of my day!
HB: Yeah I know, and I´m so terribly sorry about it! I really want to make it up to you!
Picun: Yeah right. So what do you propose then?
HB: I could come over to your place. Your address is on your card…
Picun: I don´t think that´s a good idea, you are obviously trouble. Besides I look and feel like I just got run over by a truck.
HB: Oh come on, I´ll make you feel better I promise!
Picun: Do whatever you feel you have to do. But I need to rest, so if you came by you couldn´t stay for long. But thanks for caring. It´s kind of you to call anyway.
HB: Okay, yeah sure… Bye!

Half an hour later she was at my doorstep!!!

Okay guys this is not a lay report, but let me still say this much. She DID make up for what her “boyfriend” did to me. Not one but 3 times! She has the most perfect and arousing body I EVER fucked and she made sure she did all the work (since I was “injured” right? Lol). However I´m reluctant to see her again. Not so much because I worry that “Lars” could pay me a visit too (which is rather possible), but mostly because when she guessed my age (I´m 42, so when she said 33 I answered “close”) and I guessed hers (21 I assumed) she told me she´s only 17! What a little… Never mind
The legal age for having consenting sex in Germany is 16, so I didn´t commit a crime here. But still, at least for my taste,this felt morally wrong. A couple of weeks ago I commented on a thread where the topic “what´s your bottom age?” was discussed and I pleaded strongly for NOT messing with underage girls, so the revelation of her age did come as a shock to me. More so when she told me she has to go home. She didn´t want her Mom to worry where she is, because she has to go to school tomorrow... Her Mom! School!!! FUCKING HELL!!!!!!!

I didn´t know better before I let Yvonne fuck my brains out (kinda literally considering what my head still feels like), but I maybe should have clarified the age thing before, so I do feel like a dirty old man a bit. But then again it was soooo good… But I´m overthinking this maybe. After all she didn´t say she intends to see me again.

So this is the story of how getting punched out by some youngster with anger management issues led to screwing the most gorgeous (and-shame on me- youngest) female I ever touched. I admit that I´m still rather clueless why this worked out so well for me in the end, because I really didn´t do anything that I found particulary impressive prior to being beaten down, apart from not taking that Amog seriously. Maybe she fucks all the guys that her Lars aggresses to appease her bad conscience. Maybe she is just a little nymphomaniac and I found out why todays youngsters are referred to as the “porn-generation” here. Could be just an odd coincidence in my favour. But deep down I´m convinced that I owe this incredible day to the fact that discovering the pickup-arts and community helps my inner game warp me into a different reality in which such mindblowing events do happen. It´s like I entered an alternate universe that has all the shit in store I always dreamt of… (being knocked out in bright daylight is not necessarily part of that, but since it got me laid I won´t complain! haha)

Can´t wait to see what else this universe has in store for me. Just bring it on!!!

Picun

Loved your story. Well, ofcourse not the beat-up part, but you know what I mean.
I like how you use the fact that Lars amogged you to actually disqualify him as potential partner for her. You really amogged him there by not taking him seriously.

He couln't accept that, and did what every loser who doesn't get it does.. he tries to get social value by showing agression.
What he didn't understand is that you actually showed higher value then him all the time, and that's what got you the girl imo.

In her eyes, you were just talking to her and she was attractive to you, but her (i guess not anymore) friend was jealous and because of that showed lower value. Which makes you the tribal leader.

Anyway, good story. I Will learn from this.

For you maybe. I think if you wanted to keep her in your social circle, you should have build more comfort before fucking first.. If you got that strong emotional and physical connection, she is more likely to come back..

I know, thats the theory, for real that's really hard to do
Well, that would be the case for me.. for you, it's different...

Personally, I don't think your a dirty old man, I think you should consider yourself lucky/good Morally wrong? I don't know, it was her choice for like 80%...
she called. She wanted to comeover, she had sex. You just did what every guy would do... nothing morally wrong there imo.


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We agree that this is the best lay report, EVER.

Sasha says: "If that happened to me, I would just quit game...."

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Wow, lmao guys!!!

But thanx for that feedback...

I had to laugh because I´m still so new in this game (that is AMAZINGLY rewarding) that I thought "Damn if I´d quit now - or if some evil circumstance would make me quit - I´d rather shoot myself then live another day! Things have just started to get real good!"

And honestly I believe that this was just a case of beginners-luck. I took the newbie-mission just 3-4 months ago. I´m pretty sure the next time an Amog takes my humor the wrong way I´ll only get flattened but probably not laid

Therefore: Peace!

great story - truth of the matter is though that most amogs dont really know how to fight - train brazilian jiu jitsu for 6-12 months and u will duck that punch, take them down and make them pay for throwing it

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Dude I just realized who you guys are LOL. I watched zillions of your videos in the last couple of months. Now I feel seriously flattered

Are you coming to Germany anytime soon? I´ll even go provoke some Amogs for your entertainment if you´ll take me under your wings in return

Dude you have balls, but you paid for it. You could have been literally killed or beaten into retardation had it not been for his friend restraining the roid junkie. I can only hope that that guy gets what he deserves, either through karma or the law. Pansies like him cover up their insecurities with muscle, and you exposed him for that. Make no mistake, even though you got your ass kicked, your fearlessness got you laid. Props man, but I wouldn't try that move again.

My advice for when a douche bag steroid junkie comes out of nowhere is to say something along the following line:

"Beautiful girl, man. Nice catch." and just continue walking by.

IMO there is no girl worth putting yourself in danger for, not counting loved ones of course. This is not to say that you should avoid AMOGs, just the insane ones. The vast majority of AMOGs can be handled. Props for getting laid and living to tell the tale! Hope your head feels better soon and thanks for sharing man.

Wow what a a great report

Loved reading this especially the part when you handed her your buisness card

big ++ points from me, heads up for that

you amog'd the amog with that move as you did it right in his face

that was like a slap in the face for him

the lay report thats the reward from solid game

Very nice! This is why i love this community

Soncheese x

Now this is what we call a lay report. Fun and straight to the point. I envy you... for the lay of course, not the swollen face,lol. I guess PUAs will need to start taking marshall arts classes or start investing in helmets and protective gear. Haha...LOLEST!

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C Note is right, saying something like he suggests in a similar situation is definately the way to go and what I would normally do!

I can´t stress enough that I wasn´t ballsy at all, I simply missjudged the situation (bright daylight, crowded street, being in a careless mood) and thought I was being real funny...
I could indeed ended up in hospital and I can only hope that no one who reads the report thinks that I´m suggesting that I came up with something like a technique or routine that others should try out!!!
I just posted it because I felt it was interesting, so to speak. What I did was rather stupid actually. I guarantee you I won´t pull a stunt like that again

Actually I´m pretty surprized that I never heard of PUAs getting attacked by other men. I mean the really sexy chicks are often in the company of guys I wouldn´t mess with! Make no mistake: If I would have encountered the same level of agression in a club or anywhere at night, or if the Amog would have been a turk, arab, russian (or ex yugoslavian like myself lol) I would have done exactly what CNote said.
I missjudged the danger, I don´t have a death wish lol! (But I admit that I´m a bit proud of my "stupidity" )

And for the record: I think you guys are right, we ALL should start to add self-defense techniques to our PUA-curriculum! NOT KIDDING!

Once again thanx for the great feedback on all this!!!

Dude. That is amazing how that worked out for you. I don't think the age thing is a problem at all. Absolutely no one will blame you for that.

I'm not going to lie. I need to start carrying business cards with me. I had a similar experience with a girls exbf at night in the street.

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He gave me no warning. He probably would have choked me out if I hadn't known how to counter his bullshit aggression. I could feel myself start to slip before reacting.

After the fact I felt about like you. I just wanted to go home and pass out. The girl stuck around after. I should've offered her a sane option. If I had a card to give her I would've said the same thing you did.

Do you have cards for your job or purely PUA?

I knew I´m not the only one who got into trouble and since my special encounter I´ve been in situations with overmotivated Amogs that threatened to develop in a similar direction and I ejected with the "Nice catch"-line C Note suggested. Nothing really worth mentioning in detail, but still it shows that one has to stay alert. Thanx for sharing your experience. Shame it didn´t turn out to be as rewarding as mine.

I have buisness cards that are meant for my actual buisness/work. But now that you´re asking about it it dawns on me that I could get some PUA calling cards printed! A bit like the cards US special forces liked to leave with the bodies of killed vietcongs. Just that mine will not show an ace of spades or skull and the words "Congratulations you have been killed by the green barrets- for death and destruction call...", but it will feature a heart saying "Conrats you have been layed by Picun- for more passion and extasy call..." to be left on my dates bed before I take off

Interesting story good lay report and fair play mate. Just looked at this because I was in set tonight and a PUA came out of nowhere and literally wouldn't leave (it was nightmare)

. . I think if your doing pick up you need to have some restraint in situations where its a couple, and be careful two because guys will defend a girl they are with.

I know that if the girl I was with had been my girlfriend and he tried to close her I would have battered him without a second thought. Imagine if someone did the same to you and youl see what I mean.

Fair play on fucking her though, worth a hit, just don't get knifed next time.

I find the ending to be a bit hard to believe.. but we'll go with it anyway.....Really.. you don't get any points for this ...and I'll tell you why..

1) You didn't read the writing on the wall. That was his girlfriend. Birds of a feather flock together. She's enjoying the attention and also there's something about this girl that's wrong with her that you're missing if she's continuing to date a man like this

2) Once he told you that was his girlfriend you should have backed off. That's just plain disrespectful to actually keep pursuing her. As someone said: Complementing him on getting a nice catch and a manly handshake would have solved all your trouble.

3) This guy beat your @$$ and then she called you behind his back. That shows this girl is not trustworthy and obviously loves drama. When she reveals that she f8kd you (if this is true). Know that if this man punched you in the face and other places for just looking and commenting he will probably try for something much worse if he knew you slept with her. Have you considered the possibility that if she ever gets mad at you that she may try and blackball you by threatening to tell him? He's not gonna hit her...trust me..he's going for you... This girl isn't enjoying the sex..she's enjoying manipulating the both of you. That's her excitement. Yours is just p*ssy. Her agenda goes beyond that.

4) You got your @$$ beat over a chick. That's bad in itself.

This isn't PUA behavior. This is just plain silly... Grow up dude

You might have noticed that I pointed out that I don´t recommend doing what I did here and that I don´t intend to pull any more stunts like this. This post is pretty exactly one year old and when this happened I was into pickup for just a couple of months, I have evoled since then I believe
I had no intention to see this girl again so I didn´t. Fucked her this one time and even that came more as a surprise then as a result of my "game". So why should I be bothered by her being manipulative, not trustworthy aso??? Seriously my friend, do you care about the character of chicks that you pick up for a onenightstand only? See...On the other hand, if I´m interested in seeing someone more then once personality is very important . I don´t make it a habit surrounding myself with assholes, male or female. Never did.

I must say though that looking at the entire experience from a years distance, with all the amazing experiences I had with many amazing women, I pretty much agree with the points you make. That wasn´t really pickup. But then so what? It was a pretty extreme thing, worth sharing for the communities amusement...

Oh and as far as growing up is concerned: I don´t have any intention to fully grow up ever and that´s actually one of my main qualities as a human beeing