new shit test:

Me: What do you do for adventure?
HB: Have sex
Me: Respect. Wats your craziest sex story/fantasy?
HB: This guy fucked me so bad I was crying
Me: Not bad... Can u cook?
HB: Yes .do you want to fuck me

** I didn't know what to say here right away**
Me: Whoa there tiger. I still want to get to know you first. Im not that easy.


How would some of you guys replied? What do you think of my reply?

Ah man dude.You just gave me a flash back.

As the Ross Jeffries and the mysterys would teach.To escalate.Compliance testing.

I remember this hot chick that looked like christina millian kept throwing me hints that she wanted to fuck(sincerely,not teasing).
She was talking about how some silly glasses we were wearing made it look like she saw 2 penises.I heard it but just was having a good time.(arrg FUCK)



If your gonna stay on the cook "thread"after she say do you want to fuck me I would have weaved the two together.Interface the topics in order to ENTER her FACE.

"Can I Fu while your cooking?"
Although thats pretty primitive a much elegant/funny approach would be

HB(whatever)I like to warm the oven up before we just jump to the main juicy hotmeal.

Of course said in the right manner(almost like scar would talk on lion king...lol I know wtf right)this could slowly heat things up.I dont think you needed to say much more though.

the shit test im replying too :
If i were you i wouldn't let somebody pick me around like that

my response" hahah Your not my girlfriend, im sure you can handle your own"

new shit test: I don't dance with guys i dont know

A: Tell me more about how deep you are.

Shit-Test: BTW, we're not kissing tonight.

Wow, we just met and you're already thinking about making out?

Shit-test: Aren't we both cute together? (2 girls hugging each other, and looking at you)

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This isn't a shit test. Just seeking for validation, waiting for you to say "Yes" as a straight answer. You just counteract this by not giving them a straight answer.

"Only from the side..." or something.

Hmm, well i don't really pay attention normally to sh*t test.
Alright, new one: you dress like a player.

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A: I know, and I fuck like one, too. *wink*

you're supposed to ask a question lol but I'll keep the game going by asking one instead.
Q. gosh, I heard this line like 100 times before..come on be creative at least!!

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A: Creative? Do you have to go to a special school for that?
Q: You say this to all girls, don't you?

A: Oh baby, you know you are special to me (slight touch on the arm and cute eye contact)
Q: Do you think i'm hot? (actually had this one in real life)

I responded bad at that one, because i never even heard about PUA. I responded with: yeah you look really cute, you could participate in a miss contest.

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Q: Do you think i'm hot?

A: A woman has to be very passionate inside for me to find her hot; is that you?

Bit of a value elicitation consistency frame there, if she says yes she will have to live up to it later!


Q: How many other girls have you said this to tonight?

A. I just got here not long before... But 7 other girls so far.

Q. DON'T TOUCH ME!!! ( a bit of a high tone that makes few people around notice it and laugh at you..)

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thats a good one

Q: DON'T TOUCH ME!!!
A:(said equally loud in a worried tone) WHY!? DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE?

shit test: starts speaking some other language upon your approach.

A: I knew it when i first saw you that you are Turkish( or any other foreign country)

Q: You remind me of my lame ex boyfriend.

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