I know this girl Pretty good for years, Weve been on & off friends & like 3 Years Ago we almost Fucked. But Recently we met at a party again & Started talking again.
Convo was going good, Want to know what i Could've said better in Some parts, And Also how i Could've elevated this better & Steered it into the direction talking about us Completely Fucking & Setting something up.
I Should of went more direct. . Ehh, So Critique me & let me know! Thanks
Me-Punkk !
Her-Loser. !
Me-Whatcha Up To !
Her-Nothing at all . Don't feel good. How about yu. ?
Me-Fresh out the Showaa , Just rolled 2 Joints , Bouta 'Relax' x ]
Her-That's what I NEED to get rid of this intense pain niice that's how yu do it. !
Rate : 7.8
Confession: yur mad goofy.
(I liked a Status Where she rates n Shit)
Me-Lol Why you so Soar ? Rough nights ? x P
Her-Haha. Noo. My acid reflix is really bad right now -.-
Me-So Stop Toppin off & you wont get it Duhh ! (Giveing head Lol, I'm Being a Dick)
Her-I don't top anyone offf
Me-I was fuckin with you But..
C'mon [Her Name], Lettuce be Reality here .
Her-Like I said before only during 69 nd I hardly do that. I'm keeping it a buck. But noo I have stomach problems -______-
Me-Lol Kinky x P
Shame Shamee ! Use to be all Small & Innocent n Cute n Stuff .
Her-Haha. I know.ctfu So what yu trynna say I am now . ?
Me-Lolol. . A Lil Playaa Playaa, I'm With It Tho ,
Playin Dudes, Havein Em' Eat the Box & Kickin Em to the Curbb
(Last time we seen eachother we talked about nothing but sex really & how she Plays Guys Kinda Lol)
Her-I aint playin them. I'm single. Bc when it comes down to bussiness I run shiiit. Haha
Me-Aha I Feel That, Me & You Would Never Get Along .
Her-Aha. Why's that. ?
Me-Cause I Run Shitt in Bed, Im Not Dineing Till I Know its Worth it Ahah
Her-Ctfu. ! Well I get boys whipped without that first lol
Me-Psh Yeah they Must be Just 'Boys' if there Getting Whipped ! Lolol
Her-Nahh in their 20s. Haha.
Me-PUSSYS ! That Shit'd Never Flyy With me : x
Her-Yu probably have just don't remember . Lol or didn't realize it
Me-Never ever ever ever ! I Know my Values & Personality to Good ,
Describe 'Whipped'
Her-Git them wrapped around my finger . But I don't take them seriously. Lol
Me-Lol If it worked like that, It Would Look Like my Fingers Were made of Rings .
You basically give them Pity Fucks Ahaha Poor Fools .
Her-Ctfu. ! Same hereee haha
Me-Guess Non of These Guys Give it to you Right, Your Not Staying . Lolol Shuckss .
Her-Nahh just don't like commitment shiit. Nd yu can say the same to yu. Haven't got that good pussy.
(Got surprised, Didnt know where to take it here, seen to many choices & my mind was overwhelemed)
Me-Yeah i Feel You on That, & Idk if I Would Say that, Same Reasons though. & Whatchu Sayin your Some Top Notch Amazing Fuck ? Lol
Her-Haha. Yuup. Jk idk. Just they don't have the WHOLE package. Haha
Me-Aha Hmm. . & Whatchu Mean "WHOLE" Package. . Missin a Nut or Sum Shit ? 0_o Lololol
Her-Ctfuuu. ! Nahh . Like they would be blayzin but then .. ;( or they'll be decent w/ a. ( ; haha.
Me-Lol I Guesss, Like i Hate Broads Who Cant Handle, n Keep Up Sayin it Hurt or Gettin All Soar n Exhausted. So Fragile Lmao .
Her-Lmao. ! Yu gotta find a bad bitch. !
Me-Riightt ! These [Where we Live] Are Not Bout' it !
Her-WeLl there is yur first problem. Yu choosin valley girls. Lol
Me-Arnt Youu a [Our Town] Girl Lol .
Your not worth it ? : X Hmm
Her-Yeahh but i don't be messing w/ guuys from here.
Me-Lol Yeahh, Its Kinda Like a Challenge, Findin a Broad Who's Top Shelf Shit, Anyone out there who Culd Prove me Wrong Like !
10 Min Later Me. . . : Yeoo Bietchh, Im Out Clubbin Fri, But Whatchu Doin Sat Im Tryna Get Up with Sum LQ
She Responded But Boringly, Just said there s aBeach Party Sat & Im Probably going, But Whateve's, I just wanted a more Sexual Outcome, So tell me what you would've said where Etc etc. .
Thanks a Bunch !
Btw, Thats How we type, All Computer Slang & Shit, Stupid but whatever thats how it is Now'adays, im 18 By the way. Trust me i know my Grammar & Shit im Just a Goofball sometimes to.