A: Don't. That's like PUA 101, you never buy girls drinks first. Ok! I'll be your sugar daddy and you can be my own little personal slut!

Q: Are you ok? You look tired.

That isnt a shit test either.

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bbardot: you just reminded me about porn

I agree "Are you okay? You look tired" is not a shit test at all..
so, ill give a try :
Q. I'm a lesbian.

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A. And Im a hamster, makes it difficult to find a suitable partner doesnt it.

Q. Guys normally tell me how pretty I am.

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I'm not trying to be a dick Ezo, but you're being a Pick Up Snob in my opinion.

bbardot: you just reminded me about porn

A: Wait a second . . . (reorder something with her hair, clothes or so) Now you are beautiful like cindarella.

Q: Not so fast, I am not that sort of girl.

A: "Goodbye" Then leave. Chances are she will grab your arm and ask you to stay. Otherwise, go find a cooler hotter girl.

Q: Will you give me (operative word) your digits?

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A. Only if you don't call me 50 times a day, and please don't creep me out breathing heavily and shit
Q. I have been approached like this before.. Is that whole routine thing taken from a book or something ?????

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That is not a shit test either man.

But a fun way to answer that would be:

"Frankly my dear, I dont give a damn. I just called to say I love you. Now youre thinking "How will I know if he really loves me", well "its in his kiss, thats where it is... as you see I use my own material."

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I'm not trying to be a dick Ezo, but you're being a Pick Up Snob in my opinion.

bbardot: you just reminded me about porn

Q. I have been approached like this before.. Is that whole routine thing taken from a book or something ????? (fucking hard haha)
A: If you call spongebob's coloring pages a book than yea, guess you read that one too, won't lie I had a hard time coloring within the lines (smile)


(I will get better at this, this game definitely is good practice)

Q: "comment about how she is so much hotter than you" (sorry I can't actually string a sentence for you) or if that was taken "Your not my type/Why do you think I'm interested?" (something along those lines)

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idk, this whole "what is a shit test, what isn't" ... "what's the appropriate response" is kind of getting to me. You guys are probably over thinking it.

The idea is to believe. No, KNOW, you are the prize, and that SHE, not YOU will be missing out if it doesn't work out. You have to be in that MALE frame. There are a bunch of other girls out there, probably even at the same club! You really shouldn't out there gaming with the mindset that you are there to pass HER tests, that YOU have to qualify yourself to HER. That you have to please HER to be her "chosen one". That's the wrong attitude to have. BUT that doesn't mean that's not what SHE'S thinking, but you'll pass her tests by choosing to not be affected by them.

With that mindset, shit tests are almost meaningless. If a girl is giving you shit, that's really her problem. You're ICY (using Tyler's expression) your frame should be rock solid. Plenty of great vids out there by RSD that talks about this. If she's shit testing you, she's testing for congruence. That's why it pays to "BE YOURSELF" and fucking own it.


At least that's my current frame. Take it or leave it.


One last round, bc this is sort of fun.

A: First of all this question seems odd coming from a woman. Women are a lot more emotional than physical at least when it comes to measuring a guy up. I'd probably call their bluff by saying "Oh yeah, when's that last time you had a good hard cry huh? Who's more in touch with their emotions. I balled for hours last night." Or maybe I'd use the "Agree and Amplify" technique: "Yup your a fucking cutie."

Q: Why are you so loud? I'm standing right here.

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A: Now that you've got my attention, where do you want me to look, your boobies or your humps? Oh look, there's something in your ear. Ewww, yuck.

Q: Do you have a small dick?

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A. You have a big mouth, but I think I can still fit it in there.
Q. Is that your best pick up line?

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A. I'm not looking to pick you up, I just need a cleaner for my apartment.

Q. Does my bum look big in this?

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here to learn.. thats all.

A. I was going to say something, but I didn't want to be rude?

Q. Do you always talk this much?

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-Raphael

Aspiring Artist

Read the adventures I take as I discover my way towards becoming a mPUA or a dPUA (decent PUA) including completing the StyleChallenge ---> raphaels-journel-vt119594.html

A: Not really, but I know that you'll be screaming later in my bed, so I'm trying to save your voice

Q: Can't you think of something better to say?

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