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I'll twist it into something playful/funny like: "Why do you want me to drop by? So you can show my hot ass off like it's a trophy? I charge $75.99 per visit, and I'm booked solid this month. But since you're a cutie maybe we can work something out..."
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"Why do you want me to drop by? So you can show my hot ass off like it's a trophy? I'm not just a sausage with two feet..."
Don't do the second one... the first one might be decent if you shorten it a bit (jokes shouldn't take 5 lines, 3 max, and never end with ... because you will stall there and go "wait i never actually thought i'd get his far" - think it through)
Also listen to all the forum members advice, selective hearing will drown out possibilities because you wanted it to be like the movies
