The Best Tease Routines (by Jay Wa)



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:49 am 
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Next time a woman complains about herself or
tries to get attention

just make it FAR worse
than she ever thought it could be.

If she says, "My hair makes me look soooo
ugly", just reply, "You know, I wasn't going to
say anything, but... ...".

Remember, COCKY & FUNNY. It's the combination.

If you really want to be bold, just say, "So
what am I going to get paid for babysitting
tonight?"


CREDIT TO David D.
I was walking around with this hottie just earlier today...

Her: I'm fat
Me: I think I'll call you chunkster for short
(she blushes BRIGHT red and smacks me on the arm) Her: I can't believe you said that!!!
Me: It's ok...I have a thing for overweight toothpicks
She just laughed and blushed again!!!


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If PHASE SHIFTING happens too quickly...

Her: "You are a PIG!!"

You: (holding up your hands with an expression like FINALLY I GOT THROUGH TO HER)..."Uh......YEAHHH!....tell me something I DON'T Know"

I have passed this shit test most times (except for the ones that really meant it in which cases I crashed and burned and moved on to the next set)

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What to say when she tells you she has a boyfriend:

"I have a boyfriend" - Her (in a playful way)
"I can totally relate...I actually have two kids." - You

She will more than likely call you out on it. But more importantly, she will be changing the subject back to you and probably realize that her being in a relationship is not that big of a deal.

"I have a boyfriend"- Her (in a defensive way)
"Wow, I'm sorry, you must have thought that I was hitting on you. I was actually just being nice..." - You

This will make her feel guilty and she will more than likely apologize to you.

"I have a boyfriend." - Her (in a bitchy way)
"Great. Can you do me a favor? Tell him to go fuck himself." - You

Use this last one only if you really have to.
her: "i have a boyfriend"
you: "no way, me too!" said with a smile of course
that one is funny as hell guy.

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What?
That! You dont see it?
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Oh come on theres nothing i just wanted to talk to you. Whats your name?


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last night I did the 5-question game and the girl did not really get it..

So to follow up and don't complete miss out on her I said that I had a better question for her..

She was interested and I used the: 'What is the first thing you will say after we have kissed?'.

She replied herself with: 'Well I don't know, why don't why find out'.

And she initiated the KC.

So.. thanks a lot!


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Used a couple of these on field, works wonders. Thanks Jay


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This is one that I developed about 2 months ago, and haven't really bothered to try it again, but I did get laid out of it AFTER I knew she digged me and I honestly just wanted to get to the point than talk to her anymore.

"Hey so where is the after party at tonight?"-Me

"Idk, do you know of any?"- Her

"No not really, but something just came to mind and I wondered who has the softer bed between us?"- Me

"I have a very comfortable comforter with 2 memory foam beddings"-Her

"I was like perfect, I'm coming over then because my bed is as hard as a rock"-Me

"Ok, but were not having sex"- Her

"Hey Hey, I never brought that up and I don't really like how forward you are assuming that all I wanted is sex, but text me your address and lets get out of here."- Me

"Ok see you soon"- Her

-----I get to her house and she is waiting in her bed naked for me..... But you have to be clearly confident that the girl is DTF and is diggin you completely.... I'm sure there is some way to make this better, but it definitely is a good start to something pretty deadly to sexually push and escalate with a girl
I really liked this one the premises at least, so I tried it and well your right it does work, but I realized maybe it won't in some scenarios for others. So I wrote a recovery. You have to have a response to every possible scenario right?
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PUA: "Hey so where is the after party at tonight?"
HB: "I’m not sure, do you know of any?" (Positive/cute reply) OR “There isn’t one” (A negative reply)
PUA: "No not really, but something just came to mind and I wondered who has the softer bed between us?" OR “Who do you think has a softer bed between us” (Show lack of interest in what she said, can be viewed as a neg, shows your higher value etc.)
HB: "I have a very comfortable comforter with 2 memory foam beddings"
PUA: "Perfect, I'm coming over then because my bed is as hard as a rock, I feel like spongebob’s retarded friend Patrick every time I sleep"-Me
HB: "Ok, but were not having sex" OR “I can’t” Negative Comment
PUA: "Hey Hey, I never brought that up and I don't really like how forward you are assuming that all I wanted is sex, but text me your address and lets get out of here."
OR
PUA:“I Hope your not assuming that all I wanted is to have sex, I never even brought that up, I don’t really feel comfortable with how forward you are (laugh) but text me your address and lets get out of here?”
HB: "Ok see you soon"
OR “no!” (Negative Comment)
PUA: Did I ever tell you about my favorite movie? (Big Fish Routine)
HB: I don’t think so
PUA: Well I haven’t seen it in a while, maybe we can rent it and watch it.
HB: “Maybe, what is it?”
PUA: “Well all I can say is don’t laugh at me, but I cry almost every time.”
HB: “Awww… So what is it?”
PUA: It’s Called Big Fish, do you want to see it, just remember I’m sensative?
HB: “Haha, fine”
PUA: So text me your address, and well watch it.
HB: KK

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One I used to bring a neg in on the intro

"So what's your name?" - Her

"Whiteness, yours?" - Me

"Joana" - Her

"Wow, there's no way I'm going to remember that, do you have a nickname or something your friends call you?"


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Opener I use, for when there's ice/snow/water/a slippery when wet sign

"Watch out, it's slippery here, I wouldn't want you to fall for me."



True story, a 70 year old janitor used that on a girl I had a lunch date with as we left. Respect.


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Sorry for the rapid fire posts, just found the thread.

Early on in conversating

"Let me ask you a question?" Her

cut her off.

"6 inches."


I prefer to leave a drop of silence after it with a dead stare of eye contact, fake serious, but I have done a little goofier with -

"6 inches, 5 in the cold."


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If we share a hobby, common interest, place of travel

"Oh Really? I do x too!" (her)

"Great! So you've heard of me?"


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I proposition with "I'll bet you..." and every once in a while I get this

For when a girl calls for stakes on the bet

"What do you want to bet on it?" -her

"a gambler? Slow down now, you don't want to lose your shirt to me just yet."


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I proposition with "I'll bet you..." and every once in a while I get this

For when a girl calls for stakes on the bet

"What do you want to bet on it?" -her

"a gambler? Slow down now, you don't want to lose your shirt to me just yet."


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read the first page, will have to finish the rest later. impressive work just from the first page i might add


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Actually this is a risky one, she might get real mad but for the risky one

If she ask you for a drink
"Blablabla get me a drink"- Her
Get the bartenders attention, lean in and say "This girl is to shy to order it herself but she wants a [insert drink]" - You
Turn to her "No problem :D" - You
Then simply walk away


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i have used something along those lines, but just say something like this

you:can you keep a secret
HB:yes
you:promise
HB:yes
you: prove it! tell me one so i got something on you
HB: (insert stupid girl secret here)
you: okay heres mine, whisper something like "im going to the mall tomarrow, dont tell anyone because i wont be in the mood to sign autographs."
Haha that's actually pretty good, might use that one!


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