Hey, Lets make a huge thread with all the best shit test replies and only post if they are good! Also Answer all these shit tests smiling and happy, in a cocky funny tone.
(Not A Serious Tone).

Heres a few

HB: Buy Me A Drink
PUA: What? Are you fucking broke?

HB: Are You Gay?
PUA: What? Are You Not into Straight Men?

HB: Hey, hold my drink for a sec
PUA: What? Are You Fucking Dieing?

HB: Whats with the outfit/clothes?
PUA: It's Friday night, I'm having fun, you should try it.

HB: This guy just asked for my number (OutLoud and really bitchy tone)
PUA: Wow, you must not have many friends

Post your ones! :p

What's with the constant swearing and serious tone? I'm scared

EDIT: Oh and I think there's already a thread about this . . . Check the lounge. That's also the place you should have posted this in the first place.

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Mate sometimes you have to be socially enginered to be normal, everyone these days at bars/clubs swear and its seen as cocky funny if you have the right tone.

Edit: Also you need 50+ posts to post in lounge. So......

HB: I have a boyfriend
PUA: Wow I'm surprised, I feel sorry for the guy, he must really love you! :p

HB: Are you a player
PUA: Of course I'm not a fucking player, I don't play soccer
HB: No pick lots of girls up
PUA: Dam straight, your number 82

The girls aren't your enemy you nutter
if everyone does swear in clubs (which I think is unlikely) then you should be the one that doesn't.
Here's a "reply" for you..............

HB10. Hi I really like you and want us to go back to mine for wild sex but first introduce me to all your friends as your girlfriend and I will tell them how your a real man that beautiful women are magnetically sexually attracted to.

PUA. Shut the fuck up hoe..............

Ahahaahahah love the reply.

Im a shammed! Never call a girl a hoe. Get out.

I don't swear.

With the whole 'being socially engineered': You just have to melt in to the environment and have high energy. Small details like 'swearing' aren't gonna get you laid or improve your game in any way (in fact, if you ask me, swearing is bad for your game).

Back to the topic. Shit tests can be used perfectly to create sexual tension (that's what you should be striving for). Would you rather create sexual tension, or comeback with a witty comment?

The way I handle some (note: SOME) shit tests such as a rude comment towards me, is that I just look the girl in the eyes and smile. I say absolutely nothing. Result? Tension. She will most likely break the tension and start qualifying herself.

Oh and also, if she wants to avoid that uncomfortable tension in the future, she is gonna stop shit testing in such ways Win/Win situation

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