I am a pick up moron and need as much help as possible please drop me some pick up lines to use that will work. PLEASE!

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So, basically you want something like this?

You: Hi
Her: Hi
You: (magic pickup line)
Her: Let's have sex

wouldn't that be something, wouldn't that just be great!

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"Does this smell like chloroform"?

thats no opener that's a closer on a drunk girl who laughs alot! comon

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I have a cute one I heard an AFC friend use...

YOU: [Pull out your phone] Hi, may I take your picture?
HER: Sure, but why?
YOU: 'cause I wanna show my mom what I want for Christmas/Birthday

And this actually worked. I think it is so corny that she was just into him, try it...

Another by the same AFC...
YOU: Are you going to come to my wedding?
HER: When? [Make her ask when by puching her in that direction]
YOU: When are you proposing?

Hope you have success with that but unfortunately that's not how the game is played

Try the 3 C's method :p.

Car, chloroform, cable.

Otherwise there are no magical pick up lines (not going to talk about fools mate openers like "let's fuck" or the insanely low success rates associated with said openers.)

Your best bet, if your primary goal is to get laid, is to pick up 60 Years of Challenge.

If your goal is a relationship, you're going to have to start building an attractive lifestyle. If so, you might check out some David Deangelo or material from Real Social Dynamics + Vin Dicarlo's escalation ladder.

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i think saying does this smell like chloroform or get in the car now will get you arrested

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Simple just browse around this site there are plenty of lines and routines that will be more then beneficial

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That is a good one VinceV thanks. I am not looking to laid with the use of these pick up lines I just need some great openers!! Comon Guys stop saying whatever you are saying unless its a Pick Up Line Please...As far as the chloroform that's old news every Iraq Vet says that.

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What you are not getting is that they are trying to tell you it's not about lines at all. Heck one of the only 'lines' I use to meet woemen is "Hi". If you rely on "line" they will fail because they won't be felt and will be fake. Women can percieve this. Work on yourself, build a more attractive personality, more confidence, better body language, better convesation skills, lean to escalate and you'll have girls. Line "x" won't get you any.

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Drink me, make me feel real
Wet your beak in the stream
Game we're playing is life
Love is a two way dream

Opener:

You: Hey , I just had this talk with my friend by the telephone and he needs some advice because he has this problem with this girl , that moved in another city. He doesn't know what to do and he needs some help. Can you give me your opinion?

Enjoy,

Tony

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i have to agree i'm not a big fan of canned material, solely because there is that off chance another PUA said it before to her. Say the same thing and you will meet with horrible results.

game has to flow naturally from you, trying to run some canned material without plenty of practice makes you look clumsy and to a girl she will think "this guy is using a line".

if you have trouble talking to girls or building confidence i would usually say imagine you are at the local grocery and you are about to pay. While the cashier (who is female of course) is ringing your order up, just throw out some general questions "busy day today?" etc and so on. The trick is to work up small talk, yes the cashier has to be courteous.. to a point. But sometimes you can clearly tell when a cashier is going beyond that professional courtesy.

I would say start with the least attractive cashier and work your way up, what you are trying to establish is no matter how good/bad looking a girl is they should be treated the same. Just because a girl is drop dead beautiful doesn't mean you should treat her as such because you are working to her strength rather than your own.

if you treat all women equally you take off that added pressure and it's like you are chatting to an old friend rather than a stranger you want to take home.

This guy's trolling for sure.

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