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PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:32 pm 
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And for the record Dilaks tried first with me! And Hobbit on the chat!!!!!!
Goota be quicker on your feet Legit :)

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Clearly my game is more legit than Dilaks + Hobbit
Hahahaha your ego is way too big legit, I wouldnt be so proud either your getting my seconds buddy :D

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I have something to tell you.

I've had a years on you for crush.


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This is great! Going to try it right now (in french :o )

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I tried this idea
I forgot to copy and paste it but I have it remembered, nothing feels better than trying out new shit.

Me: yo girl
Girl: whatsup Jelly
Me: nm. what you been up to
Girl: Just school and work its boring
me:shitty. I have somethin to tell ya
Girl: ya.........??
Me: I've had a crush on you for a couple years
Girl: I didnt know, Im so flattered :)
Me: Yea I know. How bout you and I go back to my place get comfortable drink n drink some henny. Then after that we do the grownup and I clap dem cheeks

The end girl never responds. LOL

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^ Yeah but isn't the point of any shotgun approach to actually TAKE a shotgun approach?

If you're catering game to one specific girl, obviously, you put much more into it. You figure out who she is, where she is in life, and you zone right in . . . if the strategy is right, your chances for that 1 girl should be better.

The play on words used here is funny, but hardly stand-up comedy level and hardly what anybody would call 'stellar game'. This is just a really, really stupid one liner that you just use over, over, and over again on 20 girls hoping that a some will bite. Some WILL BITE. The point is, I'm not sure why so many of you think that there's some magic in those silly lines.

Make YOURS UP! The power of this game lies in the fact that you can pre-plan a bunch of copy/pastes, open up a BUNCH of chats, and just sit there with a smug smile on your face while you tap ONE FINGER on a mouse to game. This is HILARIOUS! . . .

Be stupid. Be blunt. Hardly make sense. Do it on 100 girls. Get caught? Pull the stupid card and 'hardly make any sense' out of it. Guys, I was told that this gig was made up by a non-pu forum. If so, it's understandable that those guys would repeat the process word for word. It would be a shame for this thread to continue on this forum as a 'review' without evolving it, improving it, and making it even more funny.


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When she doesn't respond, take it as a shit test. Every girl wants sex. However, when texting, you can't just ignore the shit test, cuz the convo can easily die. I did this once.

Told a girl to stop messing with my head. She's like "what?". I told her how I kept fantasizing about her being tied up, and all this freaky stuff, while I'm making love to her. She doesn't respond. Then I reply C&F (Cuz it's text convo) "Why are you acting all innoncent now? Like your a little angel. C'mon gurl, you know I'm cute and handsome lol". Then she replies back saying how she guesses I'm cute, and she is so flattered, but too bad it's never gonna happen. Clearly a shit test, so I just kept replying back confidently, it turned out to be a really great convo.

Note - You will get a shitload of shit tests in a very short amount of time when doing this... but don't bite.


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I did it. Worked ok I got a number but I didnt say the when you going to let me get those butt cheeks.


Idk. It may just be a little to thirsty for me. but thats just me. I did everything but that instead I said hookup.


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LMAO Love the Misc.


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OMG!
I'm laughing so hard with this thread. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I need to try this. lol

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All this shit about "doing the grownup" and "clapping them cheeks" reminds me of the pathetic guys who get rejected on purpose at the bars with overly direct approaches just to feel some sort of control to compensate for the fact that they perceive themselves of having none. How about you fucks not fuck this up when things are turning out pretty good? Cut the memeplay and do more PU.


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Just tried a little variant on a girl. It was funny, altough I don't think it was a good idea to start with : Wanna fuck . At least I laughed a little bit. I was mostly bored so I didn't put a lot of effort into this. Here's the log (by the way, I removed like 1 or 2 lines which were just smileys or shit like this) :

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Me: wanna fuck
Her: ?
Is this a question or an affirmation
Me: oh sorry
Wanna fuck?
Her: no thanks I have a boyfriend for this
:)
:P
Me (wondering what to say so decided to throw anything): wow you two are probably happy
I hope he brings you on a lot of cruises
And that you travel in first class
Her: What did you take :P ?
Me: I'm opening my heart and you're telling me I'm high :O
:(
Her: Come on :P
you're funny
Me: Who's your boyfriend
Her: someone I work with
Me (not giving a fuck) : sick
Her: yes
Me: I've had a crush on you for years
Her: You're saying bullshit :P
Me: Again :( You're laughing at me when I'm telling you how I feel
Her: Ya because you don't know me :P And it makes me laugh when you say things like that :O
:P
Me: Forever alone
Her: Yes :P
JK
Me: ...
The rest isn't important, it's just a little random shit like the conversation was. I didn't expect a lot from this but a funny conversation. I just did it with another girl, but I started with the crush thing and she thought I was joking. She entered my game so the conversation ended up in a big joke :P

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Her: What did you take ?
hahahaha Ive had a lot of these kinds of responses :D

How do I copy my FB and paste it on here?

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Lol I love how some people are getting serious about this and are like "the point of this thread is... blablabla" haha I'm just gonna be hypocritical and say that this was only meant for the lulz(laughs)


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chief.....


I've had a crush on you for years....























(amidoinitrite?)

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You do Print Sc Sys RQ button on top right of keyboard. Then go into paint, press CTRL V. Then you blurr out any info you need to, host it on photobucket or somewhere else, and link it here.
Aiite yo thanks :)

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