Just tried a little variant on a girl. It was funny, altough I don't think it was a good idea to start with : Wanna fuck . At least I laughed a little bit. I was mostly bored so I didn't put a lot of effort into this. Here's the log (by the way, I removed like 1 or 2 lines which were just smileys or shit like this) :
Me: wanna fuck
Her: ?
Is this a question or an affirmation
Me: oh sorry
Wanna fuck?
Her: no thanks I have a boyfriend for this

Me (wondering what to say so decided to throw anything): wow you two are probably happy
I hope he brings you on a lot of cruises
And that you travel in first class
Her: What did you take

?
Me: I'm opening my heart and you're telling me I'm high :O

Her: Come on

you're funny
Me: Who's your boyfriend
Her: someone I work with
Me (not giving a fuck) : sick
Her: yes
Me: I've had a crush on you for years
Her: You're saying bullshit

Me: Again

You're laughing at me when I'm telling you how I feel
Her: Ya because you don't know me

And it makes me laugh when you say things like that :O

Me: Forever alone
Her: Yes

JK
Me: ...
The rest isn't important, it's just a little random shit like the conversation was. I didn't expect a lot from this but a funny conversation. I just did it with another girl, but I started with the crush thing and she thought I was joking. She entered my game so the conversation ended up in a big joke