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Algorythm
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sweet now ill be able to handle shit tests :)

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"Do you have a girlfriend?"
-Are you being jealous?


ST: You talk like a girl!

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ST: You talk like a girl!
Andwer: And judging by your reactions, you're a lesbian! Just my luck...

Shit test: "This guy's trying to hit on me" *poking her girlfriend and laughing*
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ST: You talk like a girl!
Andwer: And judging by your reactions, you're a lesbian! Just my luck...

Shit test: "This guy's trying to hit on me" *poking her girlfriend and laughing*
Answer: " They say the easiest way to get the girl is winning her friend over first" *wink at her girlfriend*

ST: "If you wanna stir up drama, then we should move on" ( not much of a shit test, but this HB tried to take control over our relationship)
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ST: You talk like a girl!
Andwer: And judging by your reactions, you're a lesbian! Just my luck...

Shit test: "This guy's trying to hit on me" *poking her girlfriend and laughing*
Answer: " They say the easiest way to get the girl is winning her friend over first" *wink at her girlfriend*

ST: "If you wanna stir up drama, then we should move on" ( not much of a shit test, but this HB tried to take control over our relationship)
Lol, your giving me an ultimatum? thats pretty dramatic itself?


ST: The biggest guy ive been with was 11 inches, think you can measure up?
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Indifferent/matter-of-fact tone: "Nope."

ST: "You're trying to get me drunk so that you can have sex with me. It won't work."
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Indifferent/matter-of-fact tone: "Nope."

ST: "You're trying to get me drunk so that you can have sex with me. It won't work."
Answer: "Yea you're right, I couldn't find your off button, so I'm giving you alcohol instead" :)

ST: "Your friend is cute, can you hook us up?"
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"Your friend is cute, can you hook us up?"
His rash is playing up again.. you'l need to wait a couple of weeks for him. (DLV and Neg's her) PPS: you'r wing should understand if she's your target!

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"Your friend is cute, can you hook us up?"
His rash is playing up again.. you'l need to wait a couple of weeks for him. (DLV and Neg's her) PPS: you'r wing should understand if she's your target!
it will DLV u not the girl !!!genius
Never take a shot at your wing !

**** if she's interested in your wing your doing something wrong ,
start over and if it doest work ... let the wing have her

ST: Your friend is cute, can you hook us up
ANS: Sry your not in his liga yet ... but if u really want to get better lets start improving u...first lets see if u a good huger :) ...(let her qualify...and take it your way from there)
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ST: "My last boyfriend turned out to be a total asshole."
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ST: "My last boyfriend turned out to be a total asshole."
ANS: You know i'm all about romance baby(than smile and start laughing)

ST: Is that loser your friend? (yes he is lol )
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ST: "My last boyfriend turned out to be a total asshole."
ANS: You know i'm all about romance baby(than smile and start laughing)

ST: Is that loser your friend? (yes he is lol )
If she said it in a serious tone:

"Yeah. And he's a friend I'd die for." (Protector of Loved Ones FTW)

If she said it in a humorous tone:

"He's been following me around like a puppy for years. Either he likes me or wants a treat, I don't know."

ST: "How much time do you put into your appearance every morning?"
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ST: "How much time do you put into your appearance every morning?"
Answer: It's called soap, and its your freind *cheeky bastard smile*

ST: Wanna fuck? (serious tone to the fact ud be taken in by it)

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Answer: It's called soap, and its your freind *cheeky bastard smile*

ST: Wanna fuck? (serious tone to the fact ud be taken in by it)
Answer: That depends on several levels... Want to deepthroat?

ST: Why do you like me?

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I had a girl ask me that EXACT same question and I said (recalling my response as best as I can):

"I don't know. You come across as this woman who can take care of herself. But I also feel this need to protect you, nonetheless. It's. . . different."

(aka: telling the woman exactly what she wants to hear, which, contrary to popular belief, is separate from "kissing her ass". . . although in a literal sense I love kissing women's asses. And licking them deeper. . . nevermind).

ST: "You look sleepy."

(taken from 60 Years of Challenge)
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