So you have or will all be there some day. A girl is coming over and you have absolutely no idea what you are gonna do.
Relax, cook her something nice. It is easy! Just follow the steps below and youll be fine.
Stuff you need:
Pasta (Penne), Bechamel sauce, minced meat, onion, parmesan cheese, mozarella cubes, garlic (no she wont care), tomato puree, salt, pepper, an oven, ovenproof dish with a lid, a bottle of wine, ice cream, inner game, a shower, a girl, one beer.
1. Take a beer in the shower!
2. Get yourself a beer while cooking!
3. Boil some water with a bit of salt in it, not too much salt though.
4. Put the pasta in for the amount of time it will take to cook it.
5. Meanwhile, heat up the bechamel sauce.
6. Fry the minced meat and when its done, add some tomatoe puree, chop up a little bit of garlic and put it in there, same with the onion. Salt and pepper it.
7. You should have poured the water off the pasta by now.
8. Put the pasta in the ovenproof dish.
9. Put in the mozarella cubes.
10. Spread the minced meat over the pasta.
11. Pour the bechamel sauce over everything. And the parmesan on top of that.
12. Put on the lid and bake in the oven at 225 Celsius or about 400 Farenheit. For about 20 minutes.
Serve with wine and make her select a nice background music.
If you are good, you should time it so that you put the dish in when she arrives.
Have fun!
This is a variation of lasagna which is nearly called pasta al forno... Ezo style.
And Hobbit! Theres your italian cooking for you!

Fixed. A beer in the shower > mediocre sex by far