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PostPosted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:57 pm 
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So you have or will all be there some day. A girl is coming over and you have absolutely no idea what you are gonna do.

Relax, cook her something nice. It is easy! Just follow the steps below and youll be fine.

Stuff you need:
Pasta (Penne), Bechamel sauce, minced meat, onion, parmesan cheese, mozarella cubes, garlic (no she wont care), tomato puree, salt, pepper, an oven, ovenproof dish with a lid, a bottle of wine, ice cream, inner game, a shower, a girl, one beer.

1. Take a shower!
2. Get yourself a beer while cooking!
3. Boil some water with a bit of salt in it, not too much salt though.
4. Put the pasta in for the amount of time it will take to cook it.
5. Meanwhile, heat up the bechamel sauce.
6. Fry the minced meat and when its done, add some tomatoe puree, chop up a little bit of garlic and put it in there, same with the onion. Salt and pepper it.
7. You should have poured the water off the pasta by now.
8. Put the pasta in the ovenproof dish.
9. Put in the mozarella cubes.
10. Spread the minced meat over the pasta.
11. Pour the bechamel sauce over everything. And the parmesan on top of that.
12. Put on the lid and bake in the oven at 225 Celsius or about 400 Farenheit. For about 20 minutes.


Serve with wine and make her select a nice background music.

If you are good, you should time it so that you put the dish in when she arrives.

Have fun!

This is a variation of lasagna which is nearly called pasta al forno... Ezo style.

And Hobbit! Theres your italian cooking for you! :)

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So you have or will all be there some day. A girl is coming over and you have absolutely no idea what you are gonna do.

Relax, cook her something nice. It is easy! Just follow the steps below and youll be fine.

Stuff you need:
Pasta (Penne), Bechamel sauce, minced meat, onion, parmesan cheese, mozarella cubes, garlic (no she wont care), tomato puree, salt, pepper, an oven, ovenproof dish with a lid, a bottle of wine, ice cream, inner game, a shower, a girl, one beer.

1. Take a shower!
2. Get yourself a beer while cooking!
3. Boil some water with a bit of salt in it, not too much salt though.
4. Put the pasta in for the amount of time it will take to cook it.
5. Meanwhile, heat up the bechamel sauce.
6. Fry the minced meat and when its done, add some tomatoe puree, chop up a little bit of garlic and put it in there, same with the onion. Salt and pepper it.
7. You should have poured the water off the pasta by now.
8. Put the pasta in the ovenproof dish.
9. Put in the mozarella cubes.
10. Spread the minced meat over the pasta.
11. Pour the bechamel sauce over everything. And the parmesan on top of that.
12. Put on the lid and bake in the oven at 225 Celsius or about 400 Farenheit. For about 20 minutes.


Serve with wine and make her select a nice background music.

If you are good, you should time it so that you put the dish in when she arrives.

Have fun!

This is a variation of lasagna which is nearly called pasta al forno... Ezo style.

And Hobbit! Theres your italian cooking for you! :)
Next time I'm in your area, we should make a cooking duo... or trio with Hobbs..

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:18 pm 
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I don't like this thread.

Don't start to cook for a girl untill you are in a relationship with her.


This has a reason.


When you cook for the first time for your lady, you should fuck it up, you should fuck up BIG TIME. make her wait 5 hours just to find out you two will be eating at the mcdonalds.


What this does is pretty simple, It ensures you will never have to waste your precious time cooking for her.

This tactic applies to more lady-like tasks such as cleaning, watching the kids and leaving the toilet seat down.


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:48 pm 
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You are missing the point.

It is meant to be used during comfort building. It is nice to have a home cooked meal and you will take a few easy points. Plus it is easy! Plus, you are the provider, the protector if you will...

And it was basically meant to give Hobbit the recipie he wants...
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This tactic applies to more lady-like tasks such as cleaning, watching the kids and leaving the toilet seat down.
I dont agree with the macho tone of this. Play all you want but when it comes down to it, equality is what makes a relationship work. Then you cannot go around pretending that you are the MAN and macho and stuff. That is not a man, that is a loser...

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It is meant to be used during comfort building. It is nice to have a home cooked meal and you will take a few easy points. Plus it is easy! Plus, you are the provider, the protector if you will...
I agree. If you can feed a girl then that is a major plus for you in my opinion. The only people that have most likely cooked for her are her mom/dad or an older sibling. So if you do the same things people she feel's comfortable with, then she will "naturally" feel comfort when in your presence.

Also I think it would be great to have a cooking section to discuss recipes and PUA tactics with cooking.

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Hahaha... I find this thread funny.

I like it.

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You are missing the point.

It is meant to be used during comfort building. It is nice to have a home cooked meal and you will take a few easy points. Plus it is easy! Plus, you are the provider, the protector if you will...

And it was basically meant to give Hobbit the recipie he wants...
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This tactic applies to more lady-like tasks such as cleaning, watching the kids and leaving the toilet seat down.
I dont agree with the macho tone of this. Play all you want but when it comes down to it, equality is what makes a relationship work. Then you cannot go around pretending that you are the MAN and macho and stuff. That is not a man, that is a loser...

What happened to your sense of humour?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:57 am 
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So you have or will all be there some day. A girl is coming over and you have absolutely no idea what you are gonna do.

Relax, cook her something nice. It is easy! Just follow the steps below and youll be fine.

Stuff you need:
Pasta (Penne), Bechamel sauce, minced meat, onion, parmesan cheese, mozarella cubes, garlic (no she wont care), tomato puree, salt, pepper, an oven, ovenproof dish with a lid, a bottle of wine, ice cream, inner game, a shower, a girl, one beer.

1. Take a beer in the shower!
2. Get yourself a beer while cooking!
3. Boil some water with a bit of salt in it, not too much salt though.
4. Put the pasta in for the amount of time it will take to cook it.
5. Meanwhile, heat up the bechamel sauce.
6. Fry the minced meat and when its done, add some tomatoe puree, chop up a little bit of garlic and put it in there, same with the onion. Salt and pepper it.
7. You should have poured the water off the pasta by now.
8. Put the pasta in the ovenproof dish.
9. Put in the mozarella cubes.
10. Spread the minced meat over the pasta.
11. Pour the bechamel sauce over everything. And the parmesan on top of that.
12. Put on the lid and bake in the oven at 225 Celsius or about 400 Farenheit. For about 20 minutes.


Serve with wine and make her select a nice background music.

If you are good, you should time it so that you put the dish in when she arrives.

Have fun!

This is a variation of lasagna which is nearly called pasta al forno... Ezo style.

And Hobbit! Theres your italian cooking for you! :)
Fixed. A beer in the shower > mediocre sex by far


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What happened to your sense of humour?
Darn, I should have known! :) I thought it wasnt like you! I guess I was being a grumpy old man. I have been seeing too much bad attitudes towards women lately and Im oversensitive. Sorry to take it out on you man!

Your friend,

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So you have or will all be there some day. A girl is coming over and you have absolutely no idea what you are gonna do.

Relax, cook her something nice. It is easy! Just follow the steps below and youll be fine.

Stuff you need:
Pasta (Penne), Bechamel sauce, minced meat, onion, parmesan cheese, mozarella cubes, garlic (no she wont care), tomato puree, salt, pepper, an oven, ovenproof dish with a lid, a bottle of wine, ice cream, inner game, a shower, a girl, one beer.

1. Take a shower!
2. Get yourself a beer while cooking!
3. Boil some water with a bit of salt in it, not too much salt though.
4. Put the pasta in for the amount of time it will take to cook it.
5. Meanwhile, heat up the bechamel sauce.
6. Fry the minced meat and when its done, add some tomatoe puree, chop up a little bit of garlic and put it in there, same with the onion. Salt and pepper it.
7. You should have poured the water off the pasta by now.
8. Put the pasta in the ovenproof dish.
9. Put in the mozarella cubes.
10. Spread the minced meat over the pasta.
11. Pour the bechamel sauce over everything. And the parmesan on top of that.
12. Put on the lid and bake in the oven at 225 Celsius or about 400 Farenheit. For about 20 minutes.


Serve with wine and make her select a nice background music.

If you are good, you should time it so that you put the dish in when she arrives.

Have fun!

This is a variation of lasagna which is nearly called pasta al forno... Ezo style.

And Hobbit! Theres your italian cooking for you! :)
This goes well with red wine and Sadè on the background. Buon appetito capo!

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