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PostPosted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 6:41 pm 
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Hey fellas, just another night out on the pull.. I had bought myself a real peacocking t-shirt just to test it out.. its probably the best thing i've ever bought! Here's the link for it from Firebox.

http://www.firebox.com/product/1458/T-Equaliser?via=ser
http://www.firebox.com/product/1458/T-Equaliser?via=ser

Anyways, after a few drinks, meeting up with my mates (who for the better part are raging AFCs), I had opened up a few sets, just getting back into the swing of things (I had just come home from a 2 week stint offshore, working). So; here is the report.. I sat down talking to some mutual friends, people I had never really met but know of.
Suddenly this AMOG (who is built like a big flabby whale) start giving me lip about my t-shirt, I just ignored him because almost 80% of the bar had come up to me and complimented me on it.. everyone loved it.

This guy says to me:

AMOG: "hey asshole.. that shirt makes you look like a total fanny.. have you pulled in that t-shirt? I bet you can't.."

So at this point enough is enough - i'm sitting between 2 women, one about a HB4 and other a HB8, I had been gaming them for a while - and the HB4 was really starting fancy me - I still had to work over the HB8 a little more.

I turn to the AMOG and just say "oh really?" and just start kissing the HB4. She is not a great kisser.. novice.

This AMOG is still being an ass saying that hardly proves a thing.. (like this guy could get any.. he looks like an over inflated pig)

Non the less - i turn to the HB8 and she just says "i'm not kissing you.."

I'm not sure what most of you guys would have done for a such a quick shit test.. and I know I probably showed extreme DLV here by qualifying myself but - it worked.

me: "and why not?!, I'm a great guy - i'm a good listener, smell nice, i'm a GREAT cook, and i'm working and totally self sufficient"

HB8: "okaaay.. and whats your name again"

me: "Illusionist"

In my mind.. right after she said "okay" she had bought it - and I was in. I just put my hand behind her head, tugged her hair a little bit and just started making out.

LITTLE DID I KNOW.. that this was the girl who the AMOG had eyes for.. so after a few minutes of making out.. the AMOG is really pissed, but tbh - I though he was just angry because I had beat him at his own game...

So i go back to making out with her.. man I was sooo close to being smashed in the head with a bottle..

Needless to say - my mates who knew this crowd better than I, quickly grabbed a hold of me and forcefully ejected before a scrap broke out..

Good times!

-Illusionist

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 10:21 pm 
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first off, i would like to comment about you making out the the 4. i do not know why you did that (you lost value making out with her) but if i were to guess it's probably becuase she's the one you had established rapport with at the time. however, i would like to give you props for recovering with the HB8. notice i did not attach HB with 4? go figure why. when you made out with NHB4, that hardly proved anything to the AMOG, as he said so himself because she did not give you value in his eyes, or anyone's eyes for that matter. but when you made out with the HB8, that's when you have AMOGed flubber. reason why he probably tried to destroy your set is because he has seen your social proof and wanted to put you down so as to make himself higher. by making out with HB8, you disqualified him and raised yourself even higher. that's why he got pissed and wanted to fight with you.

also, who did you think he was after? the 4?! he's an AMOG man, he doesn't think. he would've gone for the HB right away if he had the chance


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 3:06 pm 
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haha!, RichRock - well said, but you gotta remember - a 4 is a matter of opinion - one mans 4 is another mans 7/8...
Dont get me wrong, she would deffinatly get it - but she just isn't attractive to me.

and remember, i had just gotten back from an oil rig - two weeks out at sea with 109 other guys, and no women or booze - and to top it off.. an extreme lack of porn. Hard times

I was happy to be making out with anything with tits :)

and its okay Rich, i did a lot more that night - got a date lined up with a hb7, and opened and #closed a lot more.. but this I thought was worth telling!

-Lusionist

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alright bro! good vibes! haha


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 11:21 pm 
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Illusionist your my hero..

I could read this every night before I go out and be inspired every time haha.

How did you come up with your nickname by the way??


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:15 pm 
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haha! thanks Getspuss - you've made my New Years day! ;)

If you want to read something really "inspiring".. search in the Relationships section a post called "Progressing Sexually in a Relationship".. that's probably my favourite one.. ;)

I started usuing the Illusionist pseudonym after i read The Game, I was in Prague at the time visiting a friend (who happened to be the most Natural PUA ive ever met.. masterful).. after I finnished reading the book - and realised that even though (in the case of Mystery) that PUA made him, and then broke him in the end.. so it was all just an illusion of himself.

calling myself "Illusion", in my mind is DLV.. but if you're the one making the illusions.. the Illusionist - you're the one controlling the game..right?

but my real name is Sebastian.. instant peacocking there hah! ;)

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I loved this and your post in that progression thread so much I've PM'd you for help :lol:.

Sounds like you owe your mates a pint !

Why do you think the DLV statements you made made the girl go for the kiss ? The delivery ?


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:04 pm 
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lol, Prophet - i'm PM'ing you back right now.. its a long one - so less interuptions! ;)

Put in this way.. ask yourself "what are the main realistic things a woman looks for in a man"

- that little self qualification line is basically it, if you can say it without sounding like an ass, but like you are a genuine guy - like me, then the target will just naturally start to see you as more a long term commitment.. essentially - what most women want.

There are fine lines between Attraction and Selection. they cross over often - but attraction can be either long term or (usually) short term, selection is more long term orientated.

-Illusionist

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