Hey fellas, just another night out on the pull.. I had bought myself a real peacocking t-shirt just to test it out.. its probably the best thing i've ever bought! Here's the link for it from Firebox.
http://www.firebox.com/product/1458/T-Equaliser?via=ser
http://www.firebox.com/product/1458/T-Equaliser?via=ser
Anyways, after a few drinks, meeting up with my mates (who for the better part are raging AFCs), I had opened up a few sets, just getting back into the swing of things (I had just come home from a 2 week stint offshore, working). So; here is the report.. I sat down talking to some mutual friends, people I had never really met but know of.
Suddenly this AMOG (who is built like a big flabby whale) start giving me lip about my t-shirt, I just ignored him because almost 80% of the bar had come up to me and complimented me on it.. everyone loved it.
This guy says to me:
AMOG: "hey asshole.. that shirt makes you look like a total fanny.. have you pulled in that t-shirt? I bet you can't.."
So at this point enough is enough - i'm sitting between 2 women, one about a HB4 and other a HB8, I had been gaming them for a while - and the HB4 was really starting fancy me - I still had to work over the HB8 a little more.
I turn to the AMOG and just say "oh really?" and just start kissing the HB4. She is not a great kisser.. novice.
This AMOG is still being an ass saying that hardly proves a thing.. (like this guy could get any.. he looks like an over inflated pig)
Non the less - i turn to the HB8 and she just says "i'm not kissing you.."
I'm not sure what most of you guys would have done for a such a quick shit test.. and I know I probably showed extreme DLV here by qualifying myself but - it worked.
me: "and why not?!, I'm a great guy - i'm a good listener, smell nice, i'm a GREAT cook, and i'm working and totally self sufficient"
HB8: "okaaay.. and whats your name again"
me: "Illusionist"
In my mind.. right after she said "okay" she had bought it - and I was in. I just put my hand behind her head, tugged her hair a little bit and just started making out.
LITTLE DID I KNOW.. that this was the girl who the AMOG had eyes for.. so after a few minutes of making out.. the AMOG is really pissed, but tbh - I though he was just angry because I had beat him at his own game...
So i go back to making out with her.. man I was sooo close to being smashed in the head with a bottle..
Needless to say - my mates who knew this crowd better than I, quickly grabbed a hold of me and forcefully ejected before a scrap broke out..
Good times!
-Illusionist