| Okay Guys, I see this girl name Steph at lunch for the last 4 months, and I finally have the courage to open her up and her freinds. So I go over and game them, and the girl says she has a boyfreind so I leave. Then I go home and sned her a facebook request and she accepts it. So I use this opener.....
Me-
1. After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already dated and broke up with you in my mind.
Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.
your ex-boyfreind,
Ethan(Sunil) Patel
PS. You can keep all my hoodies I gave u, but I want my teddy bear back according to my freind AJ.
She doesn't respond back and takes me out as a freind. The next day I walk up to her and say.....
ME- Hey! How ru today?
STEPH- GOOD!!!!!
ME- Did u get weird messages from me on Facebook.
STEPH- Yes, one.
ME- Oh, that was my freind AJ.
STEPH- Who?
ME- remember the kid with the blonde hair and a beared at lunch.
STEPH- Yes
Me-Look the only reason I came to u because I thought u are really cute, and I didnt wanna say it because all ur freinds were there and didn't want to put u on the spot.
Steph- Thanks
Me- Whats the best way I can stay in touch with?
STEPH- FACEBOOK
ME- COOL
Then I leave and when I get home I saw her Personal Message on FACEBOOK.
STEPH- Sorry, im not interested.. i have a boyfriend. bye.
Then I wait and Christmas and my Birthday come, and I talk to HANK MOODY about what happened, and he tells me to forget about her, and I ignore what he said and send her another personal message.......
ME- Hahahahaha! Damn, u had to break my heart on Christmas Day and also my Birthday!!!!! Just because I said, I think ur cute and wanna get to know u better does not necessarily I asked u out. I think we should still be good freinds.!!!!!:)
STEPH- I dont like to talk to other guys when i have a boyfriend. bye
10 minutes later
STEPH- And i never said u asked me out... ur just not my type. so i dont think you should talk to me anymore from this point on. thanks.
Now, HANK MOODY is back non chat and I'm talking to him about this and he says Personal Message her this......
ME- Can u stop messaging me, your kinda being a stalker
Now HANK MOODY sayd let her respond and don't do anything, and she responds.......
STEPH- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? your the stalker here, you first came to MY lunch table, YOU messaged ME on fbook, YOU stopped ME in the hallway...do you see, your the one who keeps contacting me. if i reallly wanted to talk to you, i would of maybe gave you my number, but hey, guess what i DIDNT. YOU'RE THE ONLY STALKER HERE, so get it right. your wayy outta my league and I OBVIOUSLY DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU, so do me a favor and leave me the fuck alone.
ONE HOUR LATER.....
STEPH- * I mean im way outta your league.
This time I dont see HANK MOODY online because he was watching DOCTOR WHO on his compuiter and I just come out of the shower and see her responsea and then I respond to her........
ME- U seem really upset.....and im not joking either.......whats up?.......u can tell me, I will help if I can!
STEPH- Ew leave me the fuck alone.
ME- this is to fucken slow, and I have to leave to go to the hospital in like 20 minutes, do me a favor.....accept my freind request for now, so that way I can chat with u quick.....and see whats up?
STEPH- NO, DONT U FUCKIN GET IT.. IM NOT TALKING TO YOU SO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE FUCKIN CREEPY.
NOW she has blocked me so I cant even see her profile or send her another Personal Message!!!!!
I totally fucked up all the PUA stuff I learned and went back to being a chode because I was obsessed with her, and this really pissed off HANK MOODY, when I told him about it.!!!!!
Should I een sayy anything or apalogize when I see her again?
ME-
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