could this work if thrown in as role play in real life?

Yeah, if you do it with the right vibe and throw the right charm in there, it could. Just be prepared for her not to play along and just say something like "oh your so funny/random" whatever. I wouldn't use it as an opener in a real life scenario, as its a little out there, but who knows it could work. Anything will work if you deliver it right, you know?

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not all that wander are lost

I tried this on a girl who I work with but only chat to brielfly, I wouldnt normally try to game a co worker but i am due to travel soon and will be quitting my job so thought why not.

Needless to say its been a day without a reply and she has posted on peoples walls so i know she's been online.

But if she or another girl was to reply with a "wat the fuck you on about" or "wat? who the hell are you" they dont seem like the nicest chicks in the world.

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"....Yeah She'd Get It."

three questions.

should you have met he girl previously to try this?

can you use this on somebody you already have a rapport with or would it only work on ones u don't.

and how effective is his on chicks with boyfriends?

From: Shortie
To: Andreeee
Date: Mar 28, 2009 4:08 PM
Subject: RE: It's sooo Over


wow, you should really get a life and not waste my time with your imature messages

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Andreeee
To: Shortie
Date: Mar 28, 2009 4:09 PM
Subject: It's sooo Over


After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.

your ex-hubby,

Andre

ps. You can keep the house in Hawaii but, I am going to need half our money according to our prenup.


haha im still talking to her lets see if she calms the fuck down

btw shes 22 and im 18, i responded with,

"someone could say the same for you

Kids these days, have no respect for their elders, its quite a shame."

haha she was the first to respond, after like 5 mins, we will see if the rest are PSMing aswell

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-Dre

If your going to question me, you better have a theory behind your argument.

"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself."
-Harvey Fierstein

f-closed a HB7 i opened with this...

good work my friend

Ok guys I did a field report of this vs normal/AFC openers..

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LOVE IT !

V3nu

i ended up recovering... we talked for a whille... she was a fucked up person, lol got over it, and thats why i love internet game

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-Dre

If your going to question me, you better have a theory behind your argument.

"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself."
-Harvey Fierstein

I talked to this girl in my communications class on thursday. HB8, didn't give me her number but told me to hit her up on facebook. sooo thats what i did. i changed it up a little bit but followed it accordingly. yet to get a response, sent it about 2 hours ago. when i do ill post it.

heyyy, after a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories; like our honeymoon to the caribbean or time you got really drunk when we were out with friends passed out in the bar...you will always have a special place in my heart.

your ex-hubby,

Anthony

ps. You can keep the house in Hawaii because i can tell you like to tan, but I am going to need half our money according to our prenup.

HER RESPONSE:

hahahahaha your too funny.

MY RE-RESPONSE

there is nothing funny about divorce sweetheart.

we broke it off because of your fling with the pool boy, Pablo, remember?

all those long days next to the pool finally caught up with you.



AWAITING HER RE-RE-RESPONSE...

Dynamite stack, I just carpet bombed POF like it was the hiroshima of poontang.

Think this would be wise to use on cougars? IE girls that may ACTUALLY be recently divorced and carry baggage over it? I'm assuming it probably wouldn't matter.

LOL!!

DISCLAIMER: This is not field tested to the point where it's FOOLPROOF but I have used it recently with great results.

Hey guys,

I may have come up with a great routine that works in conjunction with this. So far it has worked dynamite in getting a great response in e-mail 2 or 3. I call it the "divorce court" routine and it's super easy. Basically at some point in the interaction, the girl is going to say something that busts on you a little bit. She might say like "Ohhh I see why I divorced up with you now, you're so whiny!" (real example). This is your chance to strike!

"Too whiny?! Oh no you di-in't! I am taking your ass straight to divorce court! Not a real one though -- one of those trashy TV shows you see on at like 1PM where the husband is screwing his secretary and the wife ran off with the pool boy. You better be ready to bring it!

That is...unless we can settle this over MSN. "

(We did.)

The best part is that even though the transition barely makes sense it doesn't fucking matter because the routine is hilarious enough to stand on its own legs out of context.

But...

You might be thinking, "Well, I already used the pool boy line in e-mail 2, so I can't use it now". Wronnnnng

This girl responded to me and was very short so I tried to open her up with the PS. Poolboy line (in OP) in e-mail 2. She responded by saying that she was sorry but if it's any consolation he's now left her and she has 8 spanish kids. The response?

"If you're asking for child support, no can do. I'll take you to divorce court if I have to -- not a real one but one of those trashy daytime TV ones where we can just shout obscenities at each other for a half hour."

and the reply
Once again, barely even makes sense in the context of the interaction, but doesn't seem to matter.

But...

Now you might be thinking that the line is all right but you don't have the opportunity to launch into it right away. Solution: Make that opportunity! Girl sent me a pretty cool reply playing along but didn't leave me any openings, so I replied in turn and ended it with "P.S. I just found out about your affair with the pool boy. I'll see you in divorce court". She comes back with this huge tirade about how she and her lawyers are gonna wipe the floor with me -- totally baited! Guess which direction this one is heading in!

So I've only thrown this out there 3 times so far and normally that wouldn't be enough for me to consider posting it up like it's gospel, but the responses have been so good that I figured I might as well leave it up for you guys to try as I'm increasing my sample size.

If it works I see it as the second part in the "divorce opener" stack.

Let me know how it works for you[/quote][/u]

Hey, I tried this and heres what one girl replied with..

"Wow, you work fast!!

At least I get to keep the dog!!

Are you sure its just the special place in your heart that your keeping me held captive??"

Any ideas on a reply? I'm so useless with this online game haha.

how do you reply to this:

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How could you do this to me?

What about the imaginary kids?!!