I just used the alien text msg yesterday on a girl who I'm gaming.

She replies, back with:

'Hey, why? Where r u going?'

I thought, oh she's just playing along, I'll play along too. So I respond with something along the lines of:

'I'm off somewhere far far away, they haven't told us which planet were heading to, it's like a mystery tour, I'll be sure to send a postcard though'.

She then replies back with:

'Oh no, you're leaving us, take care buddy, we'll miss you, stay in touch, my email is blah blah blah

WTF????

Is she playing me or is she really that gullible? Ideas, Suggestions guys?

I first thought to just send her a LOL, with a neg that she believed me, or I'm tempted to play along with it some more, who knows where it could lead if she actually thinks I'm leaving, could be all sorts of fun to be had.

That's a tough one. How intelligent/gullible do you think she is?
It sounds more like she's playing along though.
Tease, not neg.

this stuff is gold, pure 24 karat gold lol

ouch. gl recovering from that one

Let me know if any of this has already been mentioned (thirteen pages of text is a heck of a lot).....
How about switching up the lips and kiss so that it reads....

...."Did you know that LIPS and KISS are typed the same way on your phone? I love how soft your kiss are, I can't wait to lips them again."

If you've been dropped from phone call,
"I will let this one slide, but the next one will cost u a kiss, but don't get too happy, no tongue for you missy."

or you can DHV with text also....."I'm leaving to LA then NY city this weekend, but I managed to squeak Friday night just for you, let's chillax, you down?" Or a variation of such.....

How about this one...

A - Ur Attractive B - Ur Da Best C - Ur Cute D - Ur Dear 2 me E - Ur Excellent F - Ur Funny G - Ur Gud Looking H - He He He I - Im J - Just K - Kidding L-LOL!

or this one...
My heart problem has reached a critical stage. That doctor says: There r only 2 options left: ICU Or U C Me.

hey i've tried the alien one.. and i got a "you are asking for a slap" reply

any suggestions how to reply this shit test?

Maybe something like this?
"yes, but you'd better not going to slap me on the ass! I know you have been thinking about that!

did the "i made u open ur phone for no reason....looks like i got u in check" opener and got this response

HB - What?
HB - Im always happy to get a text from you, even if its worthless : )

Here's a few I've made up and used:

[attraction] "Send me a picture. Here's one for you" attach a picture of yourself flexing. You'll likely get a picture back. If not bug her for it, "Where's my pic???"
[sexual] "I want to see you naked." This is straight up. As Mystery says, "I am a sexual being and am not ashamed of it."
[sexual, after seeing her naked] "Btw - you have a beautiful pussy:)" This rewards her for giving you sex and will reduce her self-consciousness next time.
[sexual, after you've left her place] "Damn, I should have taken you one more time." Conveys your sexuality and compliments her.
[sexual] Her: "I just got back from the gym." PUA: "Are you sweaty? Mmmmmm."
[flakes] "I had a dream about you..." This'll definitely intrigue her.
[sexual, if she's taking a resting/watching a movie/reading] "Good - you'll need your energy when you see me tonight;)"
[Or if she's out late] PUA: "You should be getting some rest!" Her: "Why??" PUA: "You'll need your energy for me tomorrow;)"

I use lots of winking and smiling faces. This makes sure she knows I'm being playful.

What are good ones to use for the first text? Girl gave me her number the other day online and we have a date on saturday not sure how to go about the first text...

Field report: Texting her a pic of my cock.

Her: I can tell it's going to be a slow night at my bar. Start thinking of a funny pic to send me:) (we've exchanged phone pics before)
Me: I'm not your monkey you know!
Her: Not my monkey, just my photographer;)
Her: No pic
Me: Here - hold this phone to your leg so i can hump you! (a pic of my crotch)
Her: Waaaa Omg that was traumatizing!
Me: Oh was it too big? I'm sorry.
Her: Hahahaha youre funny
Me: So where's mine? It's ok, you can wait till you have a private moment;)
Her: No dirty pictures! Youre taking the fun out of being silly. Perv.
Me: Alright mother Theresa. Send me one involving...snow...or ice. (it was freezing out)
Her: A message from Mother Theresa. (a pic of her sticking her tounge out)
Me: You're not being spanked enough.
Her: In the pic or in life?
Me: Both of course
Her: I think your ex turned you all kinky
Me: I knew you'd like it
Her: How'd she do it
Me: By sending me dirty texts
Her: Bullshit. Either you were having kinky sex or no sex.
Me: We had kinky sex. I'm surprised you're surprised.
Her: (no response)

So I played it well untill my last text. It doesn't really make sense and I should have replied C&F. If I could do it all over again I'd send a pic of my nipple instead saying, "You know you want the nip!".

Well I tried some of these this is how it went

ME: Hey, I just made you open your phone for no reason, looks like I got you in check [Name]

HB: Sorry [Name] Who?

HB from different number: Hi is this [Name] from xxxx if so sorry I gave u my mums numba by accident, tb x

Me: Yeh, lol not the brightest tool in the box are we.

HB: Sorry lol you ok


Random as hell

lmao..calling her mom..pricelessxD

captain2000: they are the sleaziest texts ive ever read. lol!

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