The equation: Why you will never make a woman happy.



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Chino Kapone
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It is simple math.

I will forward this by saying that I came up with the equation and someone else came up with the answer. I'm on to something. I know it.

Here we are using penis's as a common denominator.

a = HB. P = penis's. b = HB's happiness. L = legs x= amount of penis's

b/1 = (a+(2L))/P(x) See it's simple math!!

What we have discovered is that HB's happiness comes from HB's two legs divided by penis's. x being the amount of penis's. We just have to find what equals x.

If we take this dandy equation an figure that b = 1 and a = 100% (or 1) then it seems to me that it would take x = 3. Therefore, if my calculations are correct, it takes 3 penises to make an HB Happy....sounds about right to me, but very uncomfortable for the men involved.

This is why you will never make a woman happy.

Give me my Nobel prize now. I am a fucking genius. This is literally the greatest achievement of my life.

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b = ((2L + a)/Px))

is the simplified equation :lol:

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Thanks Beschatten.

Also, Chief, if you could be a doll and move this to pua lounge, that would be most benifitial. I was too excited that i cracked the Vagina code.

I am a genius, by mexican standards.

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Thanks Beschatten.

Also, Chief, if you could be a doll and move this to pua lounge, that would be most benifitial. I was too excited that i cracked the Vagina code.

I am a genius, by mexican standards.

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CK, please PLEASE send me the name of your supplier. :D

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Thanks Beschatten.

Also, Chief, if you could be a doll and move this to pua lounge, that would be most benifitial. I was too excited that i cracked the Vagina code.

I am a genius, by mexican standards.

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CK, please PLEASE send me the name of your supplier. :D
His name is Jsmooth. :D
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Thanks Locke, you are the man. :D

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ah, math. if only life were so simple and straightforward.

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b = ((2L + a)/Px))

is the simplified equation :lol:
Ummm... There are more right brackets than there are left... Also the brackets enclosing the whole equation is unnecessary... Also, the equation doesn't make any sense because 1 penis = 300% happiness. I think CK meant 1/b. So, doing all the adjustments, ultimate happiness can only be achieved by:

b(max) = a(2L)/My penis

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If we take this dandy equation an figure that b = 1 and a = 100% (or 1) then it seems to me that it would take x = 3. Therefore, if my calculations are correct, it takes 3 penises to make an HB Happy....sounds about right to me, but very uncomfortable for the men involved.
And this is why girls have three openings, the mouth, pussy, and ass. :wink:
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You forgot the nostrils, ears, hands, and feet.

No wonder japanese girls use octopuses in porn now.

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If we take this dandy equation an figure that b = 1 and a = 100% (or 1) then it seems to me that it would take x = 3. Therefore, if my calculations are correct, it takes 3 penises to make an HB Happy....sounds about right to me, but very uncomfortable for the men involved.
And this is why girls have three openings, the mouth, pussy, and ass. :wink:
See, the math doesnt lie.

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