I only have a moment to respond to this, so I'm going to corroborate and comment on the things I find most critical
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Myth 1: Women don't like "nice" guys.
Wrong... I'm not saying you need to be a jerk! Please don't do that!! But you have to give her the chance to miss you and WANT you.
Women LOVE strong, affirmative, supportive, respectful, appreciative NICE guys. They HATE guys who'll BEND. If you're strong enough to stand up for yourself, AND strong enough to offer assistance to a lady, AND EVEN strong enough not to be offended if she doesn't require it, then you'll be the ideal NICE GUY.
Nice guys DO finish last - after their ladies have been thoroughly satisfied. (I generally finish onto one or more smiling faces, frankly.)
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Myth 2: Women have it easy because they can be emotional and say what they want and Myth 3: Women get along so well with their friends because they are always talking/gossiping
If there's ONE THING all men and women can agree upon, it's that you can't trust women.
This is because overwhelmingly all women KNOW they can expect to be fucked-over by their very closest girlfriends, someday. AND they will then be expected to forgive them... Most likely they will, but the TRUST will be long gone.
Women VERY VERY infrequently say what they truly want, and they even very rarely express how they truly feel. They don't realize that being strong enough to express themselves WILL get them the life satisfaction they crave, because they get socially beaten-down for admitting their hearts' desires.
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Myth 4: Women like to wear tight little clothes
Sorry, my life experience tells me this is NOT a myth, if the women are erotically interested in the men with whom they'll be interacting.
I suppose most women don't have that much opportunity to be amongst genuinely attractive and sexually compelling men.
GUYS, get with the program!
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Myth 5: Women can have sex whenever they want because men won't turn down sex
This is of course not true, HOWEVER women express their SCORN extremely assertively when their advances are not accepted. Hell hath no fury...
Most men I've know admit to have been 'date raped' on occasion by women who would not take no for an answer... I know I have been badgered into submission in my own past.
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Myth 6: Women don't need to learn PU
Women, in general, are naturally more socialable and learn how to interact at a younger age and faster pace than men. But not all women know how to attract and sustain a healthy relationhip. Women should learn PU not to learn how to meet a guy, but how to meet a GREAT guy!
Nothing except agreement here

Except that women also need to appreciate that once they've found that GREAT GUY, they need to give him the latitude and flexibility required for him to feel like a man, and not make their TIGER into a house-cat!
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Myth 7: Women don't like sex and don't like to talk about it
False....next question! haha but seriously...sex is enjoyable for us too! Society just tells us we can't talk about it openly. But thanks to Cosmo and other magazines that is starting to change. Some women may be too shy to talk about sex, that is true...but most women talk about sex and they talk about it in detail. Your girlfriends will gush to their friends EVERYTHING about you and the sex...so beware!
Actually, you can use this to your advantage -
Wherever possible, hook up on a 'doesn't count' basis with women who work with other women in a locker-room environment; dancers, strippers, models, etc - this way, when you totally rock one girls' world, MOST of her friends will have heard about it and will be interested and intrigued.
"Who's the fat guy in the Hawaiian shirt with the horns on his head?!"
"Oh, that's
JOHNNY... you're gonna LIKE him!"
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Myth 8: Women should always smile
Nothing gets me more angry when I'm just sitting around on a bench or something and some guy tells me to smile or that I look sad. I'm not going to sit there cheesin just because society tells me to....if I am bored I am going to look bored; if I am sad I have the right to look sad....don't tell me to smile unless you know me and know why I am upset and are trying to cheer me up.
While pretty girls certainly look better smiling, it's no one's right to intrude on anyone else mood. The best thing one can do is directly ask "Is everything okay?" (or, if it's a Goth girl, "Is ANYTHING okay?"

) and see if she seems amenable to venting to you.
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Myth 9: Women can't read
Hahaha ok, jk I was just making sure you were still paying attention!
Women can read. Bonita can even write, it seems!
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Myth 10: Women are in control of their love life
Women suck at relationships. There I said it! I have spent so many hours listening to my friends complain about how they can't find anyone good. In reality they are their own worst enemy and they need a man to protect them from themselves. Women destroy their chances with great guys everyday in a number of ways....she will dismiss a guy that is talking to her because she thinks she is out of his league, she won't make eye contact with a cute guy because she is either shy or trying to be coy (that is a personal favorite that i notice all the time), she lets her friends opinions control her own, she doesn't know what she wants in a man or thinks she knows but is wrong, and she won't admit when she needs help dating.
Damn right.
Johnny Soporno