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PostPosted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:36 pm 
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i came up with his routine...

you go for the hug and wisper the number "ten" to urself....after the hug she will normally ask what was with "Ten"...then you go like "my doctor said you need 11 hugs a day to stay healthy"..."i guss you owe me one more" then go for the "11th hug"....

(after the hug smell ur t-shirt/shirt with an exagerated face expression)
"Doctor never mentioned i would smell this bad though"

...........Let me know whats ur opinion....CRITISM are accepted....besides i'm new to this PUA...so teach me....
ps feel free to modify the routine..or so called routine


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The part about smelling bad is a major DLV and sexual turn off. Take it out.

Other than that, it's OK not great. I'd prefer to just hug her when she says something you like or is cute, and not justify it.

Edit: actually, I think I could vary this a bit to make it work.

Go in for the hug randomly.
HB "what's that for?"
PUA "Doctors say you should have between 5-10 hugs a day."
PUA "You don't look like a girl who gets hugged a lot."

Kino and a neg. I like it, thanks for the base idea.


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I liked it! even before the mods by Plethora!
it's a funny joke about her stinking and if u say it well, everyone should be laughing and you'll be the king of the castle aka !!HV!!


if u say it seriously, she'll be like "Oh My GOD! F-U asshole! {slap}" which like Plethora said is Demonstrating Low Value...though a slap COULD be a sexual turn on (if she slaps your ass or your leg)....but no, she'll slap your face...

Say it with a smile and laughter and she'll see that you're just joking around. After the laughs are over, u can get into an energetic conversation, whereas without a joke, u gotta build up to that energetic conversation.

good luck with that, I'd be proud of that one. Matter-a-fact, I think ama try it out tomorrow on this chick at school

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let me know how was it.....besides if the smelling thing is a turn off ...we could use .."i think i'll have to go take a shower now "

thanks for the advice.....i'lll say it playfully....


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good and funny idea - I think all kind of kino if good (as long as it is appropiated at this moment)...the downside here is that she also may think "oh...this guy has already hugged 9 different women...maybe he's a player" on the other hand it's a demonstration of higher value - you have no problems getting in touch with girls...the small NEG (bad smell, she will think she might (also) smell bad) is ok, but I would only use it on a hot chick...

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i honestly believe that a neg like that could spoil the moment!! the change which was to 5-10 hugs a day would be much more effective. its a cheeky comment that will no doubt get a smile!!

the neg is a very particular neg that wouldnt work on most women so i believe its a big gamble


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i came up with his routine...

you go for the hug and wisper the number "ten" to urself....after the hug she will normally ask what was with "Ten"...then you go like "my doctor said you need 11 hugs a day to stay healthy"..."i guss you owe me one more" then go for the "11th hug"....

(after the hug smell ur t-shirt/shirt with an exagerated face expression)
"Doctor never mentioned i would smell this bad though"

...........Let me know whats ur opinion....CRITISM are accepted....besides i'm new to this PUA...so teach me....
ps feel free to modify the routine..or so called routine
the smell routine isnt a bad idea though just try to pull it off as me kinda a smart ass, cocky funny aswell


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I dont know... I find that women tend to be _very_ tuned in to the world of scent, far more than most men. You are walking on eggshells if you say she stinks (you had better be damned funny about it, and I mean serious make her laugh funny and not cocky BS), and if you tease that you yourself stink then a) it had better NOT be true, and b) be 100% sure the sarcasm gets across the right way.

I've teased girls about them stinking, but usually when there is some horrible smell we are both aware of thats not coming from us, and usually when we are already pretty comfortable with eachother. Not really a good opener I dont think otherwise..


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I like this. The stinking tease all depends on context though, said the way it was in the OP I think would be a bit hit and miss.
However as an example of a stink tease that worked for me once, I was in work on the tills with a SHB10 colleague like 3 tills away from me, anyway at one point I noticed she had taken her shoes off and was barefoot (weird right) I asked why that was and she said her feet were hurting or something so I quickly replied with "oh right, I was wondering what that smell was...(with a sly grin)". Laugh, smile, success. Though I doubt you'll find many girls walking/standing around with their shoes off so it may be a bit of a once every few years thing for that particular example lol.
I think you get what I mean with it though, it wasn't insulting, just cheeky because of the way it played out, all about collaboration to the situation.

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In my opinion thats not a routine....

Routines use mental patterns and emotions to get you somewhere. I cant see were this is going...maybe yoi'll get a laugh if you are lucky.

The hug is weird...you migh use it like this:

"Looks like you need a hug"...as a slight neg when she does something stupid.

Or maybe start talking about hugs and how you can use them as medicine (just make up some shit)

The thing about smell is that you cant go too far with it, cause if you neg with smells it will backfire.

The mint thing works cause its all subtext you wont offend her. You can say after a hug to neg her "Have you been smoking a lot?" (while smelling your shirt)


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Routines use mental patterns and emotions to get you somewhere.
Routines are recited stories or lines that are used to convey high quality, neg, create laughter, build comfort, and/or make her more interested in you. This is technically a routine, although a bit small. It is more than a gambit though.

Meh, semantics...

But OP I would work on your wording a bit because:
1. You are saying that YOU need the hug which is telling her that you need validation of some sort. This is a DLV, and also when used early in the set it conveys to her that you want something from her (and are just like every other guy trying to get into her pants.)

2. You are saying that you stink. Even if it is funny or witty if used in the right way, she is still going to be turned off by the fact that you stink. As David D says, try and stay clear of the self deprecating humor. And on a side note, if you smell from hugging, then maybe she thinks you are hugging some pretty disgusting people. And once you've established this, she will not be very keen in the future to resume kino escalation.


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The hugging part is a clever idea. But again, a doctor telling you to get 11 hugs a day, it might sound like a double standard. And then again, you show a sense of Need, want, as you 'want' to hug her, and for her affectionate favor, disqualifying her is not the right thing.
You can rather say, 'i feel so good when you embrace me', after casually hugging her, and then listen to her response, make a mental note of her trance words, try building rapport in and create an ambiance in which she feels equally comforted and good to hug you.
You both should enjoy each others presence.

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The hugging part is a clever idea. But again, a doctor telling you to get 11 hugs a day, it might sound like a double standard. And then again, you show a sense of Need, want, as you 'want' to hug her, and for her affectionate favor, disqualifying her is not the right thing.
You can rather say, 'i feel so good when you embrace me', after casually hugging her, and then listen to her response, make a mental note of her trance words, try building rapport in and create an ambiance in which she feels equally comforted and good to hug you.
You both should enjoy each others presence.



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I agree with you very much on this one :), although try and say something more clever than "I feel so good when you embrace me", as that is a little too far, you don't want to freak the shit out of this girl by Hugging her than saying "I feel so good when you embrace me", it basically would make you sound depressed unless of course your peacocking or have been with the girl for a longer period of time. Maybe something like.. "You should definitely squeeze tighter the next time you give a hug, I barely felt that one." This is a very clever neg, that also gives her the hint that your interested in her, again making her feel appreciated. :wink:

About the smell thing its a 40% chance of success in my books as girls don't often like to be called they smell, but it can work with enough humor involved. :D

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i came up with his routine...

you go for the hug and wisper the number "ten" to urself....after the hug she will normally ask what was with "Ten"...then you go like "my doctor said you need 11 hugs a day to stay healthy"..."i guss you owe me one more" then go for the "11th hug"....

(after the hug smell ur t-shirt/shirt with an exagerated face expression)
"Doctor never mentioned i would smell this bad though"

...........Let me know whats ur opinion....CRITISM are accepted....besides i'm new to this PUA...so teach me....
ps feel free to modify the routine..or so called routine
a pretty good routine.

but although it might have a place for some neg.. the smell thing kind of eliminates the whole hugh point.. neutralizes it.

it would need another end, but the beginning isn't bad at all


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As far as the smell thing goes, situation permitting, could you not smell yourself, make kind of a face and say somthing like "is that perfume or body spray or something (since most women use SOMETHING). Regardless of her reply, you then throw a minor neg with something like "Ive never smelled that before...but it's not bad, I guess." I don't necessarily swear by this idea, just throwing it out...whaddya think?


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