DATING FOR DUMMIES (Herbal)
Go find the Dating for Dummies book. It's bright yellow and black. I forget the exact page (78 maybe?), but find the page that has "NEVER USE THESE LINES" on it, and keep the book open to that page.

Walk up to a girl BLATANTLY and hold the book up in front of your face so she can easily read the title. She might start laughing, depending on how you do it.

Then slowly lower the book and read the lines. "So... come here often" in a super player voice. She will crack up and answer you. Break your "smooth" look on your face and quickly bring the book back up and read the next line "What's your sign?". She will laugh again and probably answer.

Then I usually say "Wow... this works great. Your turn". It puts her on the spot. You can flip to random pages and do tons of role-play... the breaking up stuff is great.

Eventually just stack with a relationship related opener, and you're in. I've done this a ton of times and it never fails to open.

just so you guys know, im a chick, and i watch this show. women are on to you. and women think this whole concept is lame. women also think that mystery and his wingmen are ugly tryhard fags.

good luck to any of you men who use the canned openers etc. in most cases, chicks will just look at you oddly, laugh uncomfortably and walk away shaking their heads thinking that you're weird, even if they dont know that you're using someone else's material. if you've got it, you've got it. if you don't, you don't. you learn it by being social, not by reading/watching a manual. if you wanna PU, practice by yourself and dont try so hard to follow this loser's instructions and guide.

also, i am not in america. this show is going global, women all over the world understand this 'game' and believe me, you guys are getting played right back. enjoy and good luck to you all.

Im not sure if this has been thought of before, but i just came up with it.....

PUA- I was intimidated to come talk to you until i realized you were normal.

I just want to know... are you a lasbian? because girls want to be approched...i mean why would u fucking spy on puas and join a forum of pu??? thats just how it should be dont try to inturupt it by telling your friends because all the guys are approching them in parties and never approch you!!!
i dont think that youll be so sad to have an interesting guy talk to you and kiss you and f**k the s**t out of your old shaky pu**y. or do u just preffer an average frustrated boring one that will talk to you about work and his first sentence will be "hi my name is joe whats your name?".

this is the first thing my dad ever said to my mom.

HIM: Happy birthday!
ME: What? It's not my birthday.

hey guys, do you mind if I stand here? cuz those girls over there (point somewhere) told me to get lost’’