This is true; I am writing it while in a hospital bed waiting for an operation.

I was at a wedding successfully PUAing. It was getting on in the evening and I had a HB 8+ and an HB 10 hooked, I was just doing a little DHVing and playing em off each other a little.
Anyways, I got a txt from a m8 that he wanted some help with a girl, but she had seen me and wanted to meet me. So I decided to go over to the main tent, with the 1 of the 2 HB's. (By this point the 10 had whispered to me that when I got bk, we should go up the hill with a blanket and a drink and look at the *stars* and she was just going to get the things). So, I barely got into the tent and saw my mate when this girl (HB6 max) runs up to me and snogs me on the spot, she was very drunk. She sat back down and I started talking to my mate (mind u, my parents were at this wedding and saw this LOL). Being in my PUA mindset I gamed the HB6 that my mate liked ready to get her in the mood then pass her off to him. Well, I was nearly done when my dad shouts to me to give her a big hug (he didn’t realise what I was doing or what I had planned ) and because the HB6 was so drunk she didn’t even wait for my answer! She jumped up and grappled me and decided she wanted to dance. Because I wasn’t prepared, and as I am sure u all know I suffer from brittle bones this was only going to end badly. She started to spin me around!! I tripped on some old ladies crutches; stamped down with a foot to balance and just then the HB6 did an almighty spin which I felt crack my thigh .
Then the HB 6 lost her balance and tried to lean on me (with a broken thigh) and my leg bent sideways (so it’s now dislocated). She STILL didn’t realise my leg was broken and thought I tried to get her on the floor for a bit more fun so went into a cowgirl position and tried some dry sex (and with a broken thigh, F**K that hurt :O) once she did realise, she went off crying.

All was not lost however; I did get a kiss from the HB 8 that came with me. However, I missed the F-close with an HB 10! And as you can imagine I am not too happy about that

now, why am I posting this? Tbh, I don’t completely know. Maybe for a bit of sympathy? Maybe for some advice on how to avoid this ever happening again? Maybe some advice on how to game nurses here who are VERY attractive? Or most likely, I am very bored and the morphine makes it seem like a good idea.

Hope you enjoyed my story and anything you lot can do to give me advice or cheer me up, or just comment on the funny story would be loved.
/madals

p.s sorry if this is in the wrong section, move it if u wish

Man that is a great story lol. I reckon in future once you're all healed up you might be able to use it as a DHV story somehow (a girl so wild for you that she broke your bones "dry sexing" you).
As for my advice though. If you ever see that girl again, HEAD FOR THE HILLS BROTHER!!!

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That could be moulded into a really promising DHV story , obviously with a little less of the PUA mentioned. Hope you recover soon dude.

cant sleep still, yeah the DHV story it is a great idea. any1 who comes up with a great way to do it will earn a cookie from me
If i ever see which girl again? the HB10? ah trust me, i am doing everything in my power to get her number ^^.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LMAO dude that's a great fucking story

I'm with TheAce on this one. It could make a great DHV story.

You get that HB10's contact info?

lmao.

Agreed. DHV this shiz

no i was really pissed off, i didnt get her contact stuff. Will try to tho. We both knew it would be a 1 off and she was cool with it. She lives decades away from me but still, wouldda been my first F close with an HB 10

So any idea's how make this into a DHV?
Also, any advice on gaming nurses haha ?

Keep the comments coming, i am in hospital for over 3 weeks so will need some cheering up, i am a little down SPAM cos i am stuck in bed, no sarging and had to be moved to a hospital a long way away from my home so none of my friends can visit

/madals

p.s does this count as the most amazing cock block ever?? lmao

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

That doesn't need to be altered at all to make it a DHV it is a DHV preselection and humour to the max. It's fucking hilarious and generates sympathy all at the same time.

might be worth leaving out the part about i was about to go and F close a model on a hill at a wedding tho telling girls about previous women sucess doesnt always work out well lol. come on people, keep cheering me up

So how would u bring this DHV up? and any alterations? i cant remember which, but 1 of the mods is very good at DHV storys help a sad isolated PUA in hospital out haha.

/madals

(i must say, these pain pills are amazing still smiling with a leg which isnt straight )

Pretty sure that is chief hes got mad skills with the stories, Ka is the non mod thats really good at them as well.

Its more just a change of language that is needed, as reffering to an HB8 and HB10 that you have hooked from PUA stuff. Isnt going to go down well with all.

As for how to bring it up, so many options, the mention of an embarassing moment , alcohol, girls being obsessed, weddings, hospitals. This tale has everything so is easy to bring up.

Love hearing the comments on the story, i am glad its bringing enjoyment. Soz i am telling u guys all about this shit about me in hospital its just drugs + pain and stuff gets u feeling really down and u lot always cheer me up, especially with ur responces to my story

Very pissed SPAM, found out i gotta wait till next wednesday to get the leg straightened in surgery, and then i will be in hospital for 2 more weeks in traction some fit nurses tho

/madals

p.s chief could u DHV this story for me plz

I think if you make the intetion of the story to ilisite the humour and sympathy of the event, and just leave the F-close as extra information.

Related items:

1. Your brittle bones.

2. Dancing.

3. A Wedding.

4. People who are too eager.

surly putting mphasis on the brittle bones wouldnt be very DHV, even tho the modern world is meant to be all about equality womens basic programming is a strong man who gives good genes.... brittle bones isnt really fitting to that

Any1 else liking my story? lol or have advice on DHVing it? lol

Not putting emphasis on it, those key words were just ways you could link it into conversation.

Im not sure how often brittle bones just crops up in conversation. And if you do bring it up i think Madals you are right just bringing up the fact you have Brittle Bones isnt really a DHV. Not really a DLV but not something you just tell someone straight off.