I know how hard this will sound, but
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Thats it, enjoy!
So, just for the challenge and practice, I started gaming all the hot chicks I knew.. Even the LJBF ones, and since it all just came off naturally without even giving it much of a thought it wasn't even an effort to do so.
So here it comes, I *was* in the LJBF-zone of this one hot friend of mine (Right now, as I write this message, I'm more like in the Lets Not Be Friends, Bitch-zone

!), and I have known her for about 5 years now... JESUS! Crazy, huh?
Well anyway, I gamed her and managed to step out of the LJBF-zone for 1 single weekend, and because I promised to myself to game everyone..., I even gamed her friend, of course (The LJBF-girl didn't know about it).
Well I do succesfully on both (Can't say *really* succesfully because of the outcome...) and they tell about me to each other, like every girl shares all goddamn information with her friend.. They go like "What?! He did/said that to you too?! Who does he think he is!" ---> HB's go on enrage.
So right now they called me and my target with her friend said something like this to me:
"Hey my *dear*... We have to discuss something with you."
Me: Dear? We are clearly moving way too quickly!
"*My target bursts up laughing and hands the phone to her friend*.... But you know, we aren't your game pieces, so stop "gaming" us! You know?, its really entertaining to chat with you but can't you cut off the gaming? Stop the gigolo-act! You are NOT a gigolo. And we are just friends!"
Here I switch my gear from gamer to somewhat *W-t-f just happened* gear and really ask that w-t-f?.. Smart me. They just caught me offguard!
So, right after that I try to regain and neg them both from expecting that I'm hitting on them *in a playful voice* "You think that I'm hitting on you both? Maaan..., you two are so full of yourself..."
But here they just throw it back to me !HARSHLY! with:
"*Phone is back at my target and I tell her instantly to hand the phone back to her friend, which she refuses, but I just say it again and she did so.* Continue:
"What?! We full of ourselves? YOU!, are full of yourself. Bragging to your friends about how you can hit women and stuff like that, you really thought we liked you? Oh no,no.. Maybe as a friend but something other... NO!"
Now after these words I really need to focus so I can keep my cool.. I just calmly say "You know, right now I'm just going to go and spend the rest of my cool evening."
HB's "*Here my target comes back on the phone, after numerous *yeah*'s from the background*Yeah, go on. I hope we didn't disturb you, we just wanted to let you know."
Right here my frame breaks... Me:"You disturbed me already."
HB's "Well, good bye."
Me: "Psfhh (I said something like that... Strange shit, huh?) *I close the phone*."
And right now I'm feeling a little unbalanced and insecure... Give me some help and feedback! Rawrgh, this means endless LJBF with them both?