Okay everyone, the question is simple. What are some of the best techniques for the texting game, and what are some of the best techniques for the phone game. Thorough feedback gets +rep

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Brahhhh, dick pics? thats all you got? you best be trollin.

Yeah, thats more or less what I just do now.

Keep it playful, role play is good, but don't hint at sex.

Considering my dick pics dont come out all that clear seeing as how i need to put the camera / phone further away to fit the entire head + shaft combo into said picture, I don't know if the dick pic approach will work so well. I've been known to hurt women with my member and it is also jokingly referred to as "The Mighty Thor's Hammer" by a few female coworkers at work.

Cool story bro.

The Might Thor's Hammer is brilliant. I'd be sending that shit out all the time...not as an invite....but a warning....

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The warning I usually send out is something along the lines of:

WARNING: This product may cause vaginal destruction.

Texts should be kept short and simple. Don't try 'building comfort' or any shit like that through text messages. Only text when you want to meet up. You're a busy guy and don't have time to sit at home, clicking your phone for hours.

At least, that's how I see it.

If I want to set up something, I usually start off by texting something completely random . . . I like using the boomerang joke for example:

ME: "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?"
HER: "What?"
ME: A stick.

But preferably, I would use a joke that doesn't involve her feeling forced to answer (such as the one above). So like:

ME: "Did you know that Jesus spelled backwards sounds like sausage?"

Just texting anything out of the ordinary will do it. And then setting something up can be as simple as the following:

ME: "Have you ever been to Monk's Cafè?"
HER: No
ME: They got the BEST collection of beers from around the world. I hate beer usually, but this is something really special
HER: Lol I love beer!
ME: I tell you what. We should go there and try out beers. I heard they started selling Belgian beer recently!

As long as you avoid the usual conversation that goes like "Hey. Let's go out sometime" and do something creative with your words - you'll be just fine.

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so basically text game is used to set up a meeting with the broad in question.

How does the phone game work? Is it the same premise as text game, but more personal, or should the phone game be avoided? I know that my problem with phone game is running out of things to say. When i feel like I'm running out of things to say, should I just tell the broad I need to do something and hang up?

Phone game is actually the one place where you can in fact build comfort if you really feel like it. However personally, I prefer keeping it FUN (or 'attraction' if you like calling it that). You want her to hear your voice and feel a sense of happiness and excitement.

Don't keep it 'robotic', like "How are you?", "I'm good."

Through the phone you can practically talk about anything fun and exciting. And the best part is that you can actually PREPARE stuff to say and even have a piece of paper in front of you with fun stuff to tell her.

Keep it . . . Interesting. Maybe tell her about that crazy lady on the train that started screaming? Maybe about that guy that asked you out on the street?

No matter when it happened in your life, you can still tell it. It doesn't have to be something that happened the very same day.

After that, you can set something up because now she wants to see you. Now she wants to hang out with that interesting person that made her day slightly more interesting. You don't need any crazy routines to ask someone out . . . Simply transition into the topic smoothly (like the Monk's Cafè example in my previous reply).

There's also a thread here about Texting: 7-essential-rules-of-texting-vt12230.html

I haven't read it yet, but you can check it out.

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Amazing. Great description. I appreciate the help man. Putting this to use as we speak.