How would you respond to this shit test?

Sometimes it's happening... a girl will tell you this...specially in the first 1-3 days when you know her, even if everything seems to work fine.


Anything smart to say back? I hate to ignore shit tests... not those said with such a "bitch ego"

First rule is, don't take them so seriously. Always be playful and humorous. In fact, I would even say be crazy to her her shit test.

Now the best response to shit test...is not to respond to them directly. Here are some social structures to handling them.

1.) Agree with her being sarcastic.
Her: You're an ass.
You: I know totally the biggest ass ever.

2.) Instead of thinking "what to say?" reframe to "what does she just said say about her."
Her: You're an ass.
You: How would you know?

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Ok...and any idea for 'it will not be anything between you and me"

Here's how I would potentially respond to her depending on your personality:

"Ugh, would you clarify what you mean what you said by what you just said."

"Now look here lady, you and I are gonna be lovers...you just don't know it yet."

"But nevertheless, let's grab some chicken."

"Duh"

"Of course...there will not be anything STANDING between you and me."

"Yayaya. Speaking of which...what you doing this week?"

Most of these responses are just that you didn't even registered what she said and just pushing through. What's more important than what you say, as long as you're playful-humorous.

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I just recently took the bait and crashed-and-burned super hard on this exact shit test and it's the whole reason I came to this forum and started reading up. The interesting thing is that when a 4-6 says this to me, I just laugh and turn it around. But this was a 9 and I felt really uncomfortable and got sucked so fucking hard into the friendzone I didn't know what hit me.

One thing I'm trying to get clarity on is how much you tell girls like this about other girls. The response I would typically use to great effect is: "Hahaha. That's what they all say."

I think "that's what YOU all say" comes across as creepy, but putting her in a "they" category is more chill, raises my confidence, lowers her value and I'm doing it all in a playful way. Some of the negs I'm reading are brutal; I'm having a hard time saying shit that downright insults a girl's beauty. But I love creating this "I'm special and cool"/"Your submission is inevitable" thing.

What do experienced dudes think?

"Damn straight it won't. I'm over your league"

"Wanna bet?"

"We'll get back to that tomorrow morning. What do you want for breakfust?"

Have you ever saw the Bender character from Futurama ?

Basically ,he does it perfectly. He's the ultimate 'jerk' , and everytime someone calls him on it , he's responds flattered.
Like being a jerk is what he's aiming for and he's pleased that he's succeeding.

That's pretty much the best attitude you can have towards any shittest.

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*Facepalm*

That's not a shit test. She isn't into you. She told you there is nothing between you and her because there isn't and you were probably coming off as needy and pursue-y.

Happens sometimes. NEXT.

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This is a shit test you can lterally ignore over the long run and continue gaming as usual. As for in the moment; "It will never be anything between you and me"
"between? Like in between? Like the inbetweeners? You're calling us a sitcom?" And just keep on going with the ridiculous sitcom idea.

When in doubt 100% ignore it, you can run a line but unless its delivered smooth and silky you are just better off ignoring it. By ignoring it you are acting like she said something completely retarded that isnt even worthy of response. This is a classic example.

"You and me will never be"
"Check out my new pants they like 70's n shit"

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2 words : act unaffected

i would say you are pushing too hard because she like knows you want something from her. i dont know what youve done but she already knows you want it badly so shes putting the shield. she might mean it or she is just saying it to see how you react. i say keep doing what your doing and youll eventually find out. if she backs off and doesnt want to be with you shes really not into you. if she says that and keeps hanging out with you she might be interested in something else. what have you done with her so far? kisses? touch? you shouldve put what you are doing with her for us to know what stage your in.

Well... the big problem is": 90% of girls I had sex with told me "I hope you know nothing will happen if I go upstairs with you in your apartment, right?!" ... Yeah well.... lol

Say
no problem
sounds good
ok. Next time

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"LOL but you were thinking about it u dirty girl"

"yeah not at this rate, come over here"

"A girlfriend is the last thing I need, glad we are on the same page, you trying to party this weekend?"